Dame Demi's game: TRUMP ME!

Dame Demi Dame Demi
If you are easily, or really ever, offended, I respectfully request you go no further. Go in peace and with good will, but please let those who want to play play openly and freely without being flagged.



Are you good at being evil? Are you so good you're pathetic? Are you so pathetic you're proud? This is a game for outdoing everyone with the worst you've got. Tragedy is not allowed unless you take pleasure in it. This is not a place to share your pain, but to flaunt it. Don't confess your sins to us if you're searching for absolution--they'll just give us ideas. Being sad is not permitted unless it's funny; don't bare your soul if you don't get off on being taunted.

So, before I start sounding even more like a Lady GaGa song, here are the rules:

1. Everything you post must be true.
2. All submissions must be firsthand accounts--don't plagiarize your friends ' pathos.
3. Play as often as you like, but do not trump yourself.
4. There is no Fight Club.

That's it. This is your chance to shine while standing in the embers of your own destruction.

I'll start with an easy one: I was recently dismissed by my psychiatrist as a patient on the grounds of being "too abnormal. " Trump me!
11/05/2010
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Blinker Blinker
*cough*

I think this counts as sad/pathetic/weird/fuc ked up.

Nazis in uniform turn me on. Not "skinheads", just Nazis. The uniform. Yep.

Going to hell. Fuck it.
11/05/2010
Midway through Midway through
I'm an unabashed uniform chaser. I get wet over cop lights, fire truck sirens, and military.
11/05/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
My family suspects that we're related by blood to a famous mass murderer.
11/05/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
*cough*

I think this counts as sad/pathetic/weird/fuc ked up.

Nazis in uniform turn me on. Not "skinheads", just Nazis. The uniform. Yep.

Going to hell. Fuck it.
Is it fucked up that I wanted to dress as a Nazi and knock on my mum's door? (She's Jewish, by the way.)
11/05/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
I have to wax my bellybutton cause it's almost as hairy as a man's!
11/05/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
Is it fucked up that I wanted to dress as a Nazi and knock on my mum's door? (She's Jewish, by the way.)
Completely fucked up—but in a totally amusing way!
11/05/2010
Not here Not here
Here's a good one...

I asked my boyfriend to smack me in the face with his hard dick the other day, as a joke. It actually was kind of fun so I made him keep doing it and enjoyed it a bit. I'm pretty sure he'll do it in the future when I'm tied up... and I'm not ashamed
11/05/2010
Pandahb Pandahb
I laugh in people's faces when they trip and fall. (Does cruelty count?)
11/05/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
It certainly does, and I'm loving you all right know. I wasn't hoping for Nazis to enter the thread for at least a few days, if people actually keep the thread going. And I got them in the First entry! Squee!

I am consciously refraining from telling my married best friend, who's so sick with the flu her parents are staying with her, that her lover is on a plane for the purpose of arriving at her door unannounced to confront her.
11/05/2010
Unconventional Unconventional
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
Is it fucked up that I wanted to dress as a Nazi and knock on my mum's door? (She's Jewish, by the way.)
Bahahaha, yes, but it made me laugh.

I love DP porn, it's pretty much the only porn I watch. My favorite is when the girl looks like she's in pain...and she's trying to hide it. Like she's trying to look and sound like she enjoys it, but also look like she's trying not to cry.

IDK, maybe it's a subconscious "you thought you were all bad-ass doing a DP porno, and now you wanna cry. Serves you right" kind of thing. Who knows.
11/05/2010
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I like hentai, but usually the rape-y stuff. Like the typical tentacle rape kinda thing. I'm not for rape in real life (duh), but it's hot in hentai. They always look like they don't want to enjoy it, but can't help it.
11/05/2010
Waterfall Waterfall
Quote:
Originally posted by Unconventional
Bahahaha, yes, but it made me laugh.

I love DP porn, it's pretty much the only porn I watch. My favorite is when the girl looks like she's in pain...and she's trying to hide it. Like she's trying to look and sound like she ... More
LOL...
11/05/2010
sasweetheart89 sasweetheart89
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
I laugh in people's faces when they trip and fall. (Does cruelty count?)
Schadenfreude.
11/06/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I've called the cops on every single person in my apartment building...at least twice. They don't know it's me...

I think I went half chicken with that one...
11/06/2010
Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by sasweetheart89
Schadenfreude.
HA!
11/06/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by sasweetheart89
Schadenfreude.
That's my username.

HAAAAA
11/06/2010
kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
If you are easily, or really ever, offended, I respectfully request you go no further. Go in peace and with good will, but please let those who want to play play openly and freely without being flagged.



Are you good at being evil? Are ... More
whats don't trump yourself
11/06/2010
Andromeda Andromeda
Nothing makes me happier than seeing some bitchy girl from high school who has aged 10 years in 2. In fact, the crappier their lives are, the better. Oh the sweet satisfaction that is karma.
11/06/2010
kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
Nothing makes me happier than seeing some bitchy girl from high school who has aged 10 years in 2. In fact, the crappier their lives are, the better. Oh the sweet satisfaction that is karma.
There's this girl I worked with,admited she likes my boyfriend and flirts with him all the time...I have gotten to hate it and enjoy it because she is a fat beached wale and my boyfriends not a wale hunter I like to think she's hurting herself sometimes
11/06/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
My family suspects that we're related by blood to a famous mass murderer.
MMmhmmm but my family KNOWS we are related to a mass murderer and they are expecting another one to crop up in this or the next generation!

I am unashamed of pointing out potential playmates for my Husband and I secretly (and not so secretly) hope he will bring them home...and that they will want to be used for sex, really nasty sex, and won't mind if I kick their asses out afterwards. I know I probably wouldn't kick her ass out 'cause it is such a fantasy of mine and I don't like breaking my toys. I would want to play with her again. I know that any woman who will actually TRY getting to know me instead of just fucking my husband would be happy but all we seem to find are bubbleheaded romance novel junkies, it's pathetic. Still that lucky woman would get the fucking of her life probaby from both the guys and myself, as well as probably walking away with a few toys (sort of like parting gifts!) OMG I am cracking myself up...I am so evil. Ah well maybe it'll happen one day...
11/06/2010
Blinker Blinker
I'm related to Hitler.
11/06/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
I'm related to Hitler.
I think you trumped us all.
11/06/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
I think you trumped us all.
I second that statement.
11/06/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
whats don't trump yourself
Don't enter two submissions in a row, that's all.
11/07/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
I think you trumped us all.
Well, there are others who mentioned being related to mass-murders, though not on that scale, perhaps. Plus, an accident of birth doesn't necessarily reflect on you, unless you fondly refer to him as 'Dear Uncle Adolf' in public as often as possible, run a "Give Aunt Squeaky Parole" website, or wear an "Uncle Teddy Killed 30 Women and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt" shirt.
11/07/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Sometimes I purposefully try to piss people off just to see their reactions.
11/08/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
In a cosmically brilliant setup of perfect comic timing, in college, I was doing a research paper contrasting Medieval literature of the occult 'dark arts' and the 'modern' Church of Satan publications ('modern' when I was in college, revolved around Anton LaVey's "Satanic Bible," and Marilyn Manson was not yet known to the world; and yes, my professors always loved my choice of paper subjects). Anyway, I was home alone one afternoon, sitting in the living room with various books, photocopies, etc. scattered around for reference while I was working on the paper, and the most wonderful thing I could have ever dreamed happened--a group of Jehovas' Witnesses knocked at the door.

Now, don't get me wrong--I am fascinated by religion and theology, and love discussing them with anyone who, well, basically doesn't leave the room in terror or disgust. I don't care if you believe I'm going to Hell if you're willing to still talk to me about it. I live right off a street referred to locally as "Religion Row," because it has churches/temples/whate ver for every religion imaginable, so I receive many visits from various people spreading the Word, and if I'm not busy, I usually enjoy chatting.

This particular occasion in college, however, was just too good an opportunity to pass up. I opened the door and said, quite calmly and politely, that my religious beliefs did not coincide with theirs, and thanked them for their time. Following the missionary-gamebook or script or whatever, they asked if I would be willing to accept a small book of their literature; I said I would be honored, if they would do me the same courtesy. They looked a bit confused, but were trying to be respectful, and agreed. So I grabbed "The Satanic Bible" off the coffee table, took it to the door and offered it to them.

They wouldn't take it. Go figure. Probably one of my proudest moments. And relatively safe in PA. Once I moved to TX and literally almost got beat up for wearing my "God was my co-pilot, but the plane crashed and I had to eat Him" t-shirt, I decided at least public discretion was warranted.
11/08/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
Is it fucked up that I wanted to dress as a Nazi and knock on my mum's door? (She's Jewish, by the way.)
lmfao.

In high school I stood up in front of my class and proudly declared that I "GET" Harris and Klebold. I don't think they should have shot up a school, but I certainly understand where they were coming from.

.... I suppose its really no surprise I was eventually expelled.
11/08/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
lmfao.

In high school I stood up in front of my class and proudly declared that I "GET" Harris and Klebold. I don't think they should have shot up a school, but I certainly understand where they were coming from.

.... I ... More
Oh my GOD! I just had this conversation last night, discussing people I'm used to being around NOT being a good representation of 'normal' society. I was telling a friend about a temp job I was working once. I don't know how the topic of Columbine came up, but I said to my co-worker, "I'm certainly not going to deny Columbine was a horrible, horribly tragedy. But, you know, even though you hate to admit it even to yourself, there was this little nerdy outsider part of me that kind of went "Yeah!" She just kind of looked at me for a minute, and said "uhhh...I never thought anything like that."

Oops.

My friend with whom I was having the discussion last night said "You DO realize you don't actually have to vocalize EVERY thought that pops into your head, right?"

Yeah--but the people I know are people who would understand what I meant. I also thought the greatest and most touching empathy and maturity was shown by the students of Columbine themselves. In addition to the white crosses they erected for the victims, they put up two black crosses for Eric and Dylan. The families of the other victims were outraged and kept removing them, but the students kept putting them back. It was the children themselves who understood Dylan and Eric were victims of the tragedy as well.
11/08/2010
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