Favorite euphemisms for 'masturbation'?

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Favorite euphemisms for 'masturbation'?

Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I saw this on another forum I'm a member of a while back, I thought I'd start a thread here where we could share our favorite euphemisms for 'masturbation'.

For females:

Stirring the honey pot
Sweeping the chimney
Jillin' off
Fapping

For males:

Batting Practice
Doodle Your Noodle

What are some of your favorites or what are some of the stranger ones you've heard?
03/21/2013
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GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
I just say "jerking off"
03/21/2013
Silverwinds Silverwinds
FAPPING. Oh god yes xD I love that word, it's hilarious to me. And really, it's more for guys that girls. When they're jerking it, it sounds like "fapfapfapfap".
03/21/2013
Somewhere Out There Somewhere Out There
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Originally posted by Silverwinds
FAPPING. Oh god yes xD I love that word, it's hilarious to me. And really, it's more for guys that girls. When they're jerking it, it sounds like "fapfapfapfap".
"Jerkin the beef"
03/21/2013
GONE! GONE!
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverwinds
FAPPING. Oh god yes xD I love that word, it's hilarious to me. And really, it's more for guys that girls. When they're jerking it, it sounds like "fapfapfapfap".
Me too lol.
03/21/2013
Living Doll Living Doll
"Wanking" cracks me up every time. I can't say or hear it with a straight face.
03/21/2013
Martiniman Martiniman
Jacking off is my phrase. For my wife I just say fingering her pussy. I'm not to into using silly phrases.
03/21/2013
MrWill MrWill
Women: Flicking The Bean

Men: Burping the Worm


(Yes, I'm a crude person. lol)
03/21/2013
m-fantasy m-fantasy
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Originally posted by GONE!
Me too lol.
I totally agree
03/21/2013
KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
Men: jerking, fapping, slapping the monkey

Don't really have any for women.
03/21/2013
Kiss Kiss
I have never used these words to describe me touching myself! XD
03/21/2013
jennifur77 jennifur77
I just say "play"
03/22/2013
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