funny sex poems

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funny sex poems

Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
I stumbled across this cool poem, anyone else seen these? I hadn't before today...

Roses are red and lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour
kissing's a habit and f*cking's a game
Where guys get the pleasure and girls get the pain
10 minutes of pleasure and 9 months of pain
Now you have a baby, one without a name
The baby's a bastard and the mother's a whore
This wouldnt have happened if the rubber had'nt tore...
04/26/2011
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Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by Daniel & Brittany
I stumbled across this cool poem, anyone else seen these? I hadn't before today...



Roses are red and lemons are sour

Open your legs and give me an hour

kissing's a habit and f*cking's a game

Where ...
Lmao - I like that.
I haven't come across any like this before.
04/26/2011
Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
Lmao - I like that.

I haven't come across any like this before.
me either, found it while digging up another Joke of the day, which stopped changing every day umtil you started reading them lol. Now i gotta list though
04/26/2011
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