I live with my children and my husband. When my kids receive the package, I say, "That for Mama's reviews. Please don't open it." My kids were raised to be respectful (and they also don't want to know a lot about our sex life, so they don't ask too many questions.)
If my husband gets the package, he hands it to me and raises his eyebrows and if they kids aren't around asks, "Dildos or sexy clothing?" (To him all
sex toys are "dildos.") When I say, "Personal care items. This one is most likely some body wash." he looks dejected.
Sometimes I like to mess with him and say, "Oh, this is a new cock ring." and I get a look of horror. (He has developed a definite fear of cock rings of late. Since the Pico Bong cock ring. Poor boy.)