Heh, it does, a little bit. This whole thread reminds me of a song (I can't find the link! *sob*) about not putting certain things in your butt - based on real stories. One such thing being a frozen fish.
"Now, the problem wasn't that it was frozen, or even that it was a fish. The problem was that the damn thing still had a dorsal fin
attached to it..."
Ow. Just ow.