So, honestly, when you have a dildo in your hand...

travelnurse travelnurse
Hey behave or you will get smacked with a dildo
07/26/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Lmfao this has came across my mind a couple times.
07/26/2012
edeneve edeneve
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
LOL LOL LOL - I had a visual of that - too funny!!!
07/26/2012
edeneve edeneve
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Originally posted by Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
I LOVE IT!!!
07/26/2012
Beck Beck
I chase my hubby around with one straped to me with my harness. I love to smack him with it.
07/26/2012
SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
I just...I...

I'm at a loss, but I do have a weapon in my toybox worthy of sexual justice.
07/26/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
So, I'd like to smack my smart ass husband with one right now!!!
07/28/2012
Pinkhare Pinkhare
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
Yes . Or to just waggel it at someone
07/28/2012
CindyH CindyH
ya some times i think about doing this
07/28/2012
Claire-Bear Claire-Bear
lol Especially if it wobbles a bit!
07/28/2012
TrenchcoatHunters TrenchcoatHunters
Lol, no, but it reminds me of the movie White Chicks now xD
07/28/2012
Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
Haha totally yes. Usually someone annoying me too.
07/28/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
My parents are visiting from NY this weekend and we were just driving back from an amusement park and my mother did that "look out" while I was driving and I almost said it but I only thought it. "shut up or I'll smack you with a dildo" Oh Oh I have to watch myself.
07/28/2012
Ex-prude Ex-prude
Saints Row dildo bat needs to be a real thing and sold by eden
07/29/2012
xgamerx xgamerx
I've always thought it would be funny to do.
07/29/2012
AK Bunny AK Bunny
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
Hahaha, the thought has crossed my mind, yes.
08/01/2012
AriaRN AriaRN
hahahahah yes, I think about it all the time actually! Lol
08/06/2012
kitty1949 kitty1949
Yes! I so have. They're just so big and floppy and I can't resist!
08/06/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Lots of laughs from this post!
08/11/2012
Double Analysis Double Analysis
Lol I always smack my hand with it, like a club.
08/12/2012
FallFire FallFire
My BFF-IRL (who is a reviewer here) and I would TOTALLY have dildo sword fights. I guess the only reason we haven't is that we never have our collections in the same house.
08/12/2012
nimbuscloud3 nimbuscloud3
sure
08/14/2012
Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
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Originally posted by solitudinarian
I've thought about using metal dildos for self-defense before, and I'd love to be whacked on the ass with the Tantus Anaconda!
I recently got an Anaconda, and my husband had that thing out of the package and smacked me (lightly) with it before I even knew what was going on! I was still looking through the shipping box to make sure I got what I ordered.
08/14/2012
Sangsara Sangsara
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Originally posted by Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
You could have a sword fight!
08/15/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Quote:
Originally posted by Gone (LD29)
I recently got an Anaconda, and my husband had that thing out of the package and smacked me (lightly) with it before I even knew what was going on! I was still looking through the shipping box to make sure I got what I ordered. ... More
LOL
08/23/2012
Basalt Basalt
Now I do!
08/23/2012
SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
I just re-read this thread. Yep, still funny.
08/23/2012
js250 js250
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Originally posted by Woman China
They have tampons (or so the dude said) but just real pricey! Which I am used too!!

But sure! If you really really really want too... you can!!! Can you imagine it? Trading tampons for points. It's the black market of tampons! I know it!!! LOL!!
HHHMMMMM......Ebay business #2???? I can then tell people I restore vintage bikes and part out vintage bikes and sell tampons to other countries for sex toy points--imagine that feedback "love the dirt bike, tampons very absorbent, great shipping-plenty of padding!"......then smack 'em with a dildo if they laugh!!! OH, maybe I have had too much coffee already--getting goofier by the minute!!
08/23/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
A friend of mine has a rubber dildo that she and her family call "Jacque", as in Jacque the Cock. He's a playtoy. They throw it around and stick it to the ceiling and such. Yeah, it's kinda fun.
08/23/2012
QP QP
I've never thought about that LOL
08/23/2012
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