So, honestly, when you have a dildo in your hand...

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Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
07/25/2012
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3d3n1 3d3n1
I've thought about it...
07/25/2012
Rawr4483 Rawr4483
Haha Yes, the urge has always been there!
07/25/2012
Gdom Gdom
I haven't just thought about it; I've done it! And yes, it is exactly as hilarious and fulfilling as you would imagine.
07/25/2012
MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
All the time...
07/25/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
It's never occurred to me.

However, if there is one lying in our bed in the morning, my husband will put it on my face when I'm sleeping and laugh. (eye roll) He thinks he's funny.
07/25/2012
Lioncub Lioncub
Never thought about, have things on my mind when there's one in my hand.
07/25/2012
Mitzuki Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
07/25/2012
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Now I do..
07/25/2012
Sera26 Sera26
no, I've never thought of that, lol
07/25/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
yes all the time
07/25/2012
Woman China Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.

So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:

Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes?
07/25/2012
Girly Juice Girly Juice
Not really... Sometimes I just want to squeeze and play with them instead of actually using them, though!
07/26/2012
ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
The best sword fight ever. You must YouTube it.
07/26/2012
Frankie Frankie
Good lord, all the time. Especially if I'm cleaning them in the sink. I'll leave several all over the bathroom, because it amuses me. the towel rack outside my shower is just a hook, and I stick my tantus tsunami on the end of it a lot, so there's a big pink dildo coming off the wall. Haha.
07/26/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.

"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!"
07/26/2012
Gdom Gdom
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.

"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... More
Oh God, I lol'ed

And Mitzuki, I think a video review of the Manhandler is in order. The world needs to know about its sword fighting potential!
07/26/2012
Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.

So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... More
You want me to mail you a huge shipment of tampons every six months? You really should get an Eleven and keep it in your handbag if you live in Ethiopia, awfully good defense weapon!
07/26/2012
Melan!e Melan!e
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Originally posted by Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.

So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... More
Good call on the Eleven. Smack em all silly!
07/26/2012
HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
No, I've never wanted to. I would be too afraid of breaking my toys.
07/26/2012
glitterbombs glitterbombs
If I'm not incredibly horny... yep.
07/26/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
LOL
07/26/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Quote:
Originally posted by Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.

So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... More
My friend lives in Hervey Bay Australia. After she moved she ordered a case of tampons from amazon. She had them sent to my house and I sent them to her because amazon wanted double the price to ship them to AU. Yes, tampons are very important in our worlds.
07/26/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.

"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... More
OH fricken hilarious. It has become a joke with my husband and I, Shut up or I will smack you with my dildo. I just have to remember to not use that phrase in public.
07/26/2012
JennSenn JennSenn
Quote:
Originally posted by Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
I've totally been thinking about that ever since I saw those! They're just meant for play sword fighting! Seriously! They have hilts for pete's sake! They are dick swords!

As others said the eleven also seems like a good item for self defense.


I'm afraid now I'll start thinking about smacking things and it'll happen.... maybe when I get a SO I'll whack them with one sometime (NOT the eleven of course!).
07/26/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by JennSenn
I've totally been thinking about that ever since I saw those! They're just meant for play sword fighting! Seriously! They have hilts for pete's sake! They are dick swords!

As others said the eleven also seems like a good item for ... More
Ok, OK I want the swords too!!
07/26/2012
SecretToyLover2 SecretToyLover2
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
Yes lol! I feel so immature thinking that but it wobbles so nicely I would love to hit my younger sister with it lmao
07/26/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
That has crossed my mind before! Lol!
07/26/2012
solitudinarian solitudinarian
I've thought about using metal dildos for self-defense before, and I'd love to be whacked on the ass with the Tantus Anaconda!
07/26/2012
Woman China Woman China
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Originally posted by Rossie
You want me to mail you a huge shipment of tampons every six months? You really should get an Eleven and keep it in your handbag if you live in Ethiopia, awfully good defense weapon!
They have tampons (or so the dude said) but just real pricey! Which I am used too!!

But sure! If you really really really want too... you can!!! Can you imagine it? Trading tampons for points. It's the black market of tampons! I know it!!! LOL!!
07/26/2012
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