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stolen dildo!

jenn g jenn g
Several months ago my home was broken into, in addition to most of my jewelry they took my glass dildo! It was an artistic piece and I wonder if they even knew what it was.

Anyone else ever have sex toys stolen??
11/02/2011
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Ghost Ghost
I have never had this happen, but it is pretty funny to think of them taking it to the pawn shop thinking it's some priceless treasure. Although I recognize it's probably not funny to you.
11/02/2011
Jaimes Jaimes
Just by the dog. She thinks they are a riot to play with.
11/02/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
WOW! Nope! I bet you guys would love to though!
11/02/2011
Rawhide Rawhide
My thinking is this- for everything that exists there is someone out there who would steal it. It is more likely to happen in a setting where people use their toys in public (always be mindful of your bag at a play party) or between people in relationships (as in "my ex stole OUR dildo" and such)

Any way you slice it, it's bad dildo karma
11/02/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Now that's just mean!
11/02/2011
Envy Envy
WHAT?! That's just... wow.... That's pretty funny and sad all at once, I'm so sorry that happened.

but I'd want to see the look on the person's face once they realize what it is....
11/02/2011
eeep eeep
I can only wonder if they knew what it was. If not it would be funny if they tried to pawn it and found out. I have never had anyone steal one (had someone steal panties of mine before) sad that it happened though.
11/02/2011
jenn g jenn g
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
I have never had this happen, but it is pretty funny to think of them taking it to the pawn shop thinking it's some priceless treasure. Although I recognize it's probably not funny to you.
No, I think it would be funny too.
11/03/2011
indiglo indiglo
That's never happened to me. How very, very strange! I mean, of all things to steal. Granted, some glass dildos can be worth a lot of money, but not as much as electronics or jewelry, for example. I'm really sorry that happened to you! Must have been a really terrible feeling.
11/03/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Wow, thats terrible! So sorry!
11/03/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
That is pretty weird. I'm sorry your house got broken into, that must be an awful feeling
11/06/2011
PassionCpl PassionCpl
Sorry about that but no, that's never happened to me - touch wood.
11/08/2011
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