Would you buy your mother a sex toy?

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Would you buy your mother a sex toy?

Llahsram Llahsram
Um....NOOOOOOO. What would be weirder than getting sex toys from your son? Ew.
08/31/2012
Rory Rory
OH NEVER!!!
09/10/2012
damnbul12 damnbul12
No way, that would be too strange.
09/10/2012
RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
I would not do this to my mother. But if you were comfortable with it I think it is a good idea
09/10/2012
roskat roskat
No way. We don't have that type of a relationship.
09/29/2012
Castielskitten Castielskitten
I wouldn't. She would hate me for it and screaming at me about how I would be thinking that she's cheating again and I be like: wow..just say thanks already... -_-.
09/29/2012
jr2012 jr2012
I don't think she needs my help...since I know she has at least one! She would just die if she knew I've seen it though!
09/29/2012
Anne Anne
I don't think I would ever get my mom a sex toy
09/30/2012
HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
I thought about and if she gets mad I can say it is a gag gift. She has been alone a long time (since my father died) and I joke she would be in a better mood if she just got shagged, however she will never get involved with another man because they can't live up to my fathers memory. I'm not sure what would be the best type though. Any thoughts?
09/30/2012
Creepellah Creepellah
I don't think I would.
11/11/2012
Shortc8ke Shortc8ke
Never
11/12/2012
mjtheprincess mjtheprincess
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
A gift card and you at her elbow to help the process along might be less threatening.
I agree this might be less threatening, but I bought a toy for my mom this year for Christmas
11/14/2012
Glorylizard Glorylizard
No way! Definitely wouldn't do that.
11/29/2012
Sima-pusya Sima-pusya
No way, that would be too strange.
11/29/2012
Geography Geography
Oh my! I couldn't buy my mother a sex toy or a gift card! That would end in disaster. Our family is just too conservative!
12/01/2012
shay32286 shay32286
mms have feelings to ya know
12/01/2012
So Long Ya Doofuses! So Long Ya Doofuses!
Only if it was a body massager that could potentially double as a vibrator.
12/01/2012
RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
Nope
12/01/2012
hanjonatan hanjonatan
not in a million years. i'm a guy, though, it might be different for girls.
12/01/2012
rmiles124 rmiles124
Quote:
Originally posted by Polyserena
Sooo... I don't know what time mother's day is for most of you, but here in Australia it is coming up pretty quickly. I don't really know what my mum wants for mothers day, but I seem to get her something similar every year. ...
HAHA omg I can just imagine what my mothers face would look like if I gave her a sex toy!
12/05/2012
sexytileena / absolutely love sex sexytileena / absolutely love sex
She doesn't need MY help picking out sex toys!
12/05/2012
BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
I don't know. Maybe one day
12/08/2012
Martiniman Martiniman
No way
12/08/2012
minstrel69 minstrel69
Quote:
Originally posted by Llahsram
Um....NOOOOOOO. What would be weirder than getting sex toys from your son? Ew.
Ditto!
12/09/2012
TransGuy14 TransGuy14
I think it just depends on your mom and the relationship you have with her.
12/10/2012
Gluesnffr Gluesnffr
No way!
12/17/2012
lovebites lovebites
nope
12/17/2012
invisiblehat invisiblehat
I actually gave my mother a vibrator for her Christmas gift this year. (She also has an 'official' gift to open in front of family.)
12/20/2012
Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
Nope, but I know she's had them
02/08/2013
FLIPxMODE FLIPxMODE
no way...
02/20/2013
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Unique posters: 154