First off, I am a packaging ninny. We have recycling bins up at school, so even if I don't have them at my current university-area residence, I'll just throw recyclables in to boxes and take them to a dorm's garbage room when I visit on-campus friends.
Also, I love things that are rechargeable! I checked the "most fun" option, but in all honestly, most of the vibrators I lust after are rechargeable or plug in to a wall. Also, like Epiphora, I use Eneloops in my battery-operated toys...actually, in just about all of my battery-operated equipment.
If a toy is perfectly sterile (glass, silicone, etcetera), or I always used a condom with it (my usual state of affairs) and barely used it, I'll give the toy away to my friends after it's been sanitized if I don't want it. I'd say Thing 1 and Thing 2 have 2 or 3 toys apiece that are things I just didn't have space for. I recycle my toys if they break unless they're made out of an odd material, in which case they have to go in to the trash.
I greatly prefer green things in my life (both for the environment and for my financial welfare), but if I can't get a green product, I just make due.
You really do have a Hulk fetish, woman.