Any other guys use a blow up doll i just bought one i am not sure if it works or not its sort of imbarrassing
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use of a blow up doll
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I've already posted my opinion on blown-up dolls. They all look weird! If you were expecting to get a doll like what are sometimes shown on tv or in magazines, it's not that case. Those run in the thousands of dollars. I'd really recommend you to buy a good pocket pussy instead of a sex doll!
Originally posted by
scottlow
Any other guys use a blow up doll i just bought one i am not sure if it works or not its sort of imbarrassing
05/27/2008
Fatty Patty would be hard to buy clothes for that are super sexy. If she was in Hawaii she could wear the antithesis of sexy, the muu'muu. Those were designed by Christian missionaries as birth control. Till missionaries, we did not have the "missionary position" in Hawaii. It was woman on top, standing, etc. The missionaries did a good job of spreading this position by screwing the Hawaiian women literally and figuratively. The missionaries also came bearing gifts of the common cold, rubella, diptheria, syphilis, ghonorrhea, etc.
Anyway, blow up dolls are usually not a comfortable fuck. Look for the ones with fleshlight type mouths or okole pukas (assholes). Usually the more you pay for the doll, the better the quality.
I once saw a completely silicone Japanese doll which was all silicone and so lifelike but it cost 6 grand. I mean great skin, great hair, life size, cuddley......
On the other end of the spectrum, the least expensive dolls have the least features, scary mouths, sharp orifices, uncomfortable positions, lobster claw hands and they can leak or burst.
Anyway, blow up dolls are usually not a comfortable fuck. Look for the ones with fleshlight type mouths or okole pukas (assholes). Usually the more you pay for the doll, the better the quality.
I once saw a completely silicone Japanese doll which was all silicone and so lifelike but it cost 6 grand. I mean great skin, great hair, life size, cuddley......
On the other end of the spectrum, the least expensive dolls have the least features, scary mouths, sharp orifices, uncomfortable positions, lobster claw hands and they can leak or burst.
12/02/2009
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Sharp orifices and lobster claw hands...eeeek! Gary actually found that the cheap Belladonna was better than the very expensive Tera Patrick. Strange, huh?
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Fatty Patty would be hard to buy clothes for that are super sexy. If she was in Hawaii she could wear the antithesis of sexy, the muu'muu. Those were designed by Christian missionaries as birth control. Till missionaries, we did not have the
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Fatty Patty would be hard to buy clothes for that are super sexy. If she was in Hawaii she could wear the antithesis of sexy, the muu'muu. Those were designed by Christian missionaries as birth control. Till missionaries, we did not have the "missionary position" in Hawaii. It was woman on top, standing, etc. The missionaries did a good job of spreading this position by screwing the Hawaiian women literally and figuratively. The missionaries also came bearing gifts of the common cold, rubella, diptheria, syphilis, ghonorrhea, etc.
Anyway, blow up dolls are usually not a comfortable fuck. Look for the ones with fleshlight type mouths or okole pukas (assholes). Usually the more you pay for the doll, the better the quality.
I once saw a completely silicone Japanese doll which was all silicone and so lifelike but it cost 6 grand. I mean great skin, great hair, life size, cuddley......
On the other end of the spectrum, the least expensive dolls have the least features, scary mouths, sharp orifices, uncomfortable positions, lobster claw hands and they can leak or burst.
Anyway, blow up dolls are usually not a comfortable fuck. Look for the ones with fleshlight type mouths or okole pukas (assholes). Usually the more you pay for the doll, the better the quality.
I once saw a completely silicone Japanese doll which was all silicone and so lifelike but it cost 6 grand. I mean great skin, great hair, life size, cuddley......
On the other end of the spectrum, the least expensive dolls have the least features, scary mouths, sharp orifices, uncomfortable positions, lobster claw hands and they can leak or burst.
12/02/2009
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I thought it felt better, but the Belladonna doll's face was a lot creepier, and it did have those sharp edges... but hey, it's a $30 doll.
Originally posted by
Victoria
Sharp orifices and lobster claw hands...eeeek! Gary actually found that the cheap Belladonna was better than the very expensive Tera Patrick. Strange, huh?
12/02/2009
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