I'm creeped out by toys that are designed to resemble animal penises. I'm pretty much unfazed by everything else, but those... ugh... those get to me.
What toys horrify you?
I'm mostly afraid of this toy because of its name: meet the reversed double penetration glass dildo gun.
06/22/2010
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JESUS CHRIST.
Originally posted by
Andromeda
This
This
Basically everything on that website in the "Huge Dildos" category.
I think this is a bit silly as well, but to each their own. link
OH, all this stuff too: Link
Basically, anything that looks like it ...
This
Basically everything on that website in the "Huge Dildos" category.
I think this is a bit silly as well, but to each their own. link
OH, all this stuff too: Link
Basically, anything that looks like it ...
This
This
Basically everything on that website in the "Huge Dildos" category.
I think this is a bit silly as well, but to each their own. link
OH, all this stuff too: Link
Basically, anything that looks like it would break me O.o
This
Basically everything on that website in the "Huge Dildos" category.
I think this is a bit silly as well, but to each their own. link
OH, all this stuff too: Link
Basically, anything that looks like it would break me O.o
It'd be like giving birth every time you take the damn toy out!
06/24/2010
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Wow, that is wierd.
Originally posted by
Blinker
Every time I need a quick laugh, I look at a monstrosity on another site that looks like a big pineapple!
This one looks like it may hurt: link
I might get it and review it, it has no reviews anyways.
06/29/2010
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have any problem with masturbators or dolls, but when they have super-wirey, out-of-control pubic hair glued onto it? Creepy.
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have any problem with masturbators or dolls, but when they have super-wirey, out-of-control pubic hair glued onto it? Creepy.
06/30/2010
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Yes, some of the more "textured toys" are a little scary to me. I can understand how some people may enjoy that sensation but I would have to guess that a large number, perhaps the majority, of users would find those spikey things very unpleasant. Also, that cactus made me laugh; what an odd toy!
Originally posted by
kinky girlfriend
well some toys I really thought they were ugly and I was like eww that ones a turn off like link (ugly colored cactus to me)
then link (yuck)
link (just can't stomach the color,BARF)
Now these toys are just too un natural ...
then link (yuck)
link (just can't stomach the color,BARF)
Now these toys are just too un natural ...
well some toys I really thought they were ugly and I was like eww that ones a turn off like link (ugly colored cactus to me)
then link (yuck)
link (just can't stomach the color,BARF)
Now these toys are just too un natural looking I don't mind a butterfly or bunny on the clit part but when the whole thing looks weird and like nothing but weird shapes or a creature..
link (i do not find this sexy at all and plus looks like it could be irritating with allt the ripple things.)
link
also I have this at home and I have to say lots of texture like spike things and ripples nubs over the whole thing isn't comfortable its irritating
link
then link (yuck)
link (just can't stomach the color,BARF)
Now these toys are just too un natural looking I don't mind a butterfly or bunny on the clit part but when the whole thing looks weird and like nothing but weird shapes or a creature..
link (i do not find this sexy at all and plus looks like it could be irritating with allt the ripple things.)
link
also I have this at home and I have to say lots of texture like spike things and ripples nubs over the whole thing isn't comfortable its irritating
link
07/01/2010
@ Sir, wow, I will admit, I have never seen anything like that. That's...very large.
@ Prax, I agree that the name is actually really scary lol. When I clicked the link I was like "oh, that's actually really pretty!" The name though...scary.
@ Blinker, LINK! To pineapple?!?!
@ Goth, .......I think you are the winner.
@ Prax, I agree that the name is actually really scary lol. When I clicked the link I was like "oh, that's actually really pretty!" The name though...scary.
@ Blinker, LINK! To pineapple?!?!
@ Goth, .......I think you are the winner.
07/01/2010
Quote:
That thing the serial killer had made in the movie Seven. OMG....
Originally posted by
Owl Identified
Okay. We've all seen at least one toy that for whatever reason totally freaks us out. Today I stumbled upon this guy and nearly died of a heart attack. Scary
What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not it's ...
What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not it's ...
Okay. We've all seen at least one toy that for whatever reason totally freaks us out. Today I stumbled upon this guy and nearly died of a heart attack. Scary
What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not it's listed on EF. I'm in the mood to be unsettled today!
What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not it's listed on EF. I'm in the mood to be unsettled today!
As for the toy you posted, DP is actually a lot of fun, although I like at least one of the penetrators be My Man. Maybe if he was on a business trip for an extended time, I might actually consider this, or maybe during oral. Hmmm. Sometimes he has to hold two toys at once, and it's not easy.
We each have our "EEEK!" limits on what scares us. I actually LIKED the toy that scared the OP.
Your mileage may vary.
07/01/2010
Quote:
I personally enjoy DP, that toy just looks like a monster to me.
Originally posted by
P'Gell
That thing the serial killer had made in the movie Seven. OMG....
As for the toy you posted, DP is actually a lot of fun, although I like at least one of the penetrators be My Man. Maybe if he was on a business trip for an extended time, I ...
As for the toy you posted, DP is actually a lot of fun, although I like at least one of the penetrators be My Man. Maybe if he was on a business trip for an extended time, I ...
That thing the serial killer had made in the movie Seven. OMG....
As for the toy you posted, DP is actually a lot of fun, although I like at least one of the penetrators be My Man. Maybe if he was on a business trip for an extended time, I might actually consider this, or maybe during oral. Hmmm. Sometimes he has to hold two toys at once, and it's not easy.
We each have our "EEEK!" limits on what scares us. I actually LIKED the toy that scared the OP.
Your mileage may vary.
As for the toy you posted, DP is actually a lot of fun, although I like at least one of the penetrators be My Man. Maybe if he was on a business trip for an extended time, I might actually consider this, or maybe during oral. Hmmm. Sometimes he has to hold two toys at once, and it's not easy.
We each have our "EEEK!" limits on what scares us. I actually LIKED the toy that scared the OP.
Your mileage may vary.
07/01/2010
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Agreed on the second link. That looks very, very odd.
Originally posted by
Hannah Savage
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have ...
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have ...
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have any problem with masturbators or dolls, but when they have super-wirey, out-of-control pubic hair glued onto it? Creepy.
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have any problem with masturbators or dolls, but when they have super-wirey, out-of-control pubic hair glued onto it? Creepy.
07/02/2010
Quote:
so that first link..
Originally posted by
Hannah Savage
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have ...
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have ...
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have any problem with masturbators or dolls, but when they have super-wirey, out-of-control pubic hair glued onto it? Creepy.
Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.
And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK
I don't have any problem with masturbators or dolls, but when they have super-wirey, out-of-control pubic hair glued onto it? Creepy.
oh.my.god.
I..... I can't believe it. I'm never going to be able to look at Obama on TV again without thinking about that. Absolutely horrifying.
07/02/2010
How many like fish? link
This is a cockring?! link
Um... what? link
This is just wrong.... link
So you can use this for Dowsing, too? link
Who loves lemons? link
...what? link
It looks like a devil cock.... link
More lemons! link
Wow... I don't know if I should be impressed or repulsed... link
Octo dick! link
Oh god... link
LOL link
Sorry i spammed with a bunch of links, I just kept finding one after another! You can find them here just by browsing: link
This is a cockring?! link
Um... what? link
This is just wrong.... link
So you can use this for Dowsing, too? link
Who loves lemons? link
...what? link
It looks like a devil cock.... link
More lemons! link
Wow... I don't know if I should be impressed or repulsed... link
Octo dick! link
Oh god... link
LOL link
Sorry i spammed with a bunch of links, I just kept finding one after another! You can find them here just by browsing: link
07/02/2010