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I think I've been spending too much time here

LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
You guys have turned my already dirty brain into an even dirtier one! I was looking on overstock.com at some sheets and they displayed a few decor suggestion items at the bottom like many websites do when you're shopping, and there was a tall floor lamp with one bulb at the top, and a second branching off slightly below it, and the first thing that popped into my mind was, "Boy, that's a strange-looking dual vibrator". LMAO! Does this happen to anyone else when shopping for things other than sex toys?
10/03/2011
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Neurogasm Neurogasm
All the time. I find myself gravitating towards things made of silicone, even if it's just baking sheets. XD
10/03/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
At work the other week, I was really tired and happened to glance at one of the fish tanks we sell and read "LED Light" on the label as "LELO Light."

There's also a toolbox sitting in the grooming salon that's identical to the one I use for my toys. I grin every time I walk past it on my way to the bathroom.
10/03/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Quote:
Originally posted by Neurogasm
All the time. I find myself gravitating towards things made of silicone, even if it's just baking sheets. XD
LOL...I was thinking the other day that the silicone gasket from my pressure cooker looks like a cock ring for a giant.
10/03/2011
domsub1993 domsub1993
Sometimes I see potential paddles in the wrong places.
10/03/2011
LQ LQ
Heh, I did the opposite. Saw a...uh... I guess it would be called a "masturbator" for guys that was made out of several rows of shiny silver beads. I happen to have the worlds smallest wrists & can't find bracelets or watches that fit. If I can recall where I saw it, I'm getting it for a multi-purpose accessory.
10/04/2011
Kkay Kkay
Yup. For me it's billboards!
10/04/2011
indiglo indiglo
LOL We follow baseball, and often on the MLB website (where we follow our team) it would say the player "grounded into a DP". And I would always laugh about the DP. In baseball it means double play, but EF has made DP = Double Penetration to me. So my man would always say "oooh he grounded into a double penetration!" lol Too bad the season's over.
10/04/2011
acessorie acessorie
Lol not sure my mind can get any more dirty
10/04/2011
M121212 M121212
My co-worker was talking about getting her single friend a "grow-a-boyfriend" as a present. All I could think about were erections and dildos.
10/04/2011
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
Quote:
Originally posted by domsub1993
Sometimes I see potential paddles in the wrong places.
Ditto. My loofah on a stick. Occured to me this morning.
10/25/2011
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
I saw dirty things everywhere even before I became a kinky sex toy maniac. I think it's why I became a kinky sex toy maniac.
10/25/2011
Missmarc Missmarc
picture of earring somehow reminded me of cock ring today
10/25/2011
LQ LQ
Quote:
Originally posted by LQ
Heh, I did the opposite. Saw a...uh... I guess it would be called a "masturbator" for guys that was made out of several rows of shiny silver beads. I happen to have the worlds smallest wrists & can't find bracelets or watches that ...
I am sad. I finally got my new "bracelet" (which isn't really a bracelet - but you knew that, right?) ... and it is not stretchy enough for my wrist. Apparently the pearl color comes in large, but not the silver. Boo. It looks really cool, too... just doesn't allow for circulation. *pout*

Stroker Beads... Uhm... Bracelet!

(It happened to pop up on Amazon suggestions & I went "Cool bracelet!" before I realized I was not in the jewelry section. Figured I'd try it as I have very small wrists, but no... *sigh* *starts looking at adjustable cockrings with the punk rock snaps & studs & things*)

My mom pointed out it would work as a ponytail holder, though!
11/10/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
I am fairly new here. I been blogging for Eden for a few months (once every 2 weeks), but recently discovered the discussions, won a GC, earning points, I am HOOKED, and I am NOT leaving!
11/10/2011
badk1tty badk1tty
No, but every time I see a like button somewhere, I want to click it for points. >.>
11/10/2011
Avant-garde Avant-garde
Whenever I think about saying anything about a flashlight I have to make a mental note not to say fleshlight.
11/10/2011
toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by Neurogasm
All the time. I find myself gravitating towards things made of silicone, even if it's just baking sheets. XD
Haha, yes! I am such a silicone enthusiast now
11/10/2011
Liz123 Liz123
I've learned alot from this website.
11/10/2011
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