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Funny Straw

This is the best product to get for a Bachelorette party fast shipping and nice price too and funny to use. Fun to take to bars to use i was told.
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Pros:
Funny and fun to use if u are a girl or woman.
Cons:
Nothing bad about product.
Rating by reviewer:
1
not useful at all review
Bachelorette party that my mom had me help to plan for for my sister because she didn't know what to get and where to go so I showered her Sex Toys Shop and told her about all the cool stuff to get. well the straws where a big hit. Woman love to stick things in there mouth. girls say no they don't yes they all do. It is a given fact. My mom told me some guys eyes lit up when they saw the girls at a bar using the straws also some girls eyes lit up too.

Well you know girls like to suck on stuff the these are the best thing to do out in public at a bar and funny too. Ya 2 boxes of the straws where bought and they were all where used up. And my mom liked that it was a good price and fast shipping. This product was was a big hit and had the woman at bars wanting to see if they could get one or where the ladies got them from. My mom told tons of woman where to go to get the straws.

The best part of this all was that I showed her where to go when she was all stressed out and what do get for the party. And my mother has told her friends about your wounder full web page and grate products. She liked that she got the products fast and no hassle.
Bachelorette party for woman love the straws it is a must to get this product only place is here Sex Toys Shop best price fast shipping and tome of selection. The funny part was I had my mom ask me where to get the naughty stuff from fast and at a goo price.
Experience
Was easy to use for me to show mom and she loved the product. Also liked that she could get it at a nice price also with the fast shipping.
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  • Mamastoys
    Mamastoys  
    So how long were the straws and how big was the opening? A little more description on the actual straws would have been useful. Did they hold up well or easily get holes in them or break soon after use?? You might want to check your spelling and grammar also before posting. Just some thoughts for your next review.
  • Hung Italian Guy
    Hung Italian Guy  
    I was told the holes where small and it was a long straw and it didn't brake
  • Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
    Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady  
    If you plan to write future reviews for Eden, I respectfully ask that you refrain from such statements as "Woman love to stick things in there mouth. girls say no they don't yes they all do. It is a given fact."

    This is a sex positive community where generalizations about people are not well taken and are often taken with offense even if that is not the author's intention.
  • Backseat Boohoo
    Backseat Boohoo  
    I agree with Happy Lady. Also, your review makes no sense in relation to your star rating.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Ok first off...if there is nothing bad to say about the product...then why the heck did you only give it one star???

    Also "Funny and fun to use if u are a girl or woman" are you implying men cannot have fun with this too or are you that insecure in your sexuality that you as a male could not use it?

    This review is HORRIBLE. Your grammar is atrocious and your sentances make no sense. There are fragments and run ons all over the place. Try prrof reading or learning English if it is not your first language.

    "Woman love to stick things in there mouth. girls say no they don't yes they all do. It is a given fact."

    Are you kidding me? If you would like to say more disgusting sexual things, I hope you are banned from making reviews on this site.

    You did not even describe the product! Major FAIL.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    lol *proof
  • Juliettia
    Juliettia  
    Happy Lady has the right idea, you might want to go over the review guidelines and policies before submitting any more reviews.
  • Cinnamon Chambers
    Cinnamon Chambers  
    I do not appreciate the sterotyping about women, it is not accurate and is degrading. Please proof ready your reviews, spell ouy words like you, and if you need help, please message one of the other reviewers.
  • Perish
    Perish  
    Well, i just read this after trying to decide if i was going to vote for you. After this review that you wrote, i came to find that your review has the exact stuff that makes us guys look like stereo typing jerks. In the future you should put less emphasis on your mother and on what you THINK women like and put more detail into the toy itself.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Eye thunk thet ewe knead sum hellp righing furst.
  • MissAdara
    MissAdara  
    I'm sorry...not a very good review. Bad grammar and just, hard to read.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    wow...that was horrible!
  • KRD
    KRD  
    um. yeah...
  • Kairaku
    Kairaku  
    Can I make a review on the person who made the review?
    Pretty please?

    I'd have to say a couple of things...


    Jokes apart, I suggest you go read some SexIsSocial articles about sexism and stereotypes, 2 extremely hurtful and offensive concepts you are full of.
    Granted you actually can read English, of which I'm not sure about.

    Not that I'm perfect with it but... at least in the order of magnitude of decency.
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