Mini penises, fun for all

A great gift for any gal or occasion when everyone comes to have fun, and have a small veiny penis with a little ball sack between your lips.
Penis sucking fun
only come in tiny white
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
These wonderful beauties were given to me for the first time back when I had a novelty party, and of course everything was penis themed (let me add even down to the penis shaped rice krispie treats, ok back to subject). How many times do we have opportunity to openly suck on a mini dick in front of a room full of people....? Well I only suck medium to large in that scenario, so it was a new opportunity for me.

As far as holding liquid, well you would be surprised how much a little guy the size of a pen could pump through. I enjoyed every moment of the act of drinking anything I could get to come out of it. And the bonus? If one broke or wasn't up to the challenge, there were 9 more waiting for me. In fact, after the party I took all the ones home that were able to keep me and my friends well lubricated that night, just so I could try them again some other time. What surprised me was once I was home, when some of my guy friends saw them, they were interested in them too. Of course they would never admit to having a tiny little penis in their mouths, but we all know a guy that would at least try it once. The only downfall to having them come home with me is I did have to share them sometimes, because even on my best night I can't keep more than three mini penises working in my mouth at once; a girl has got to know her limits.

The problem with mini dickies is they are, well, very sensitive. If you play too rough with them, or bite too hard, they will stop working. Unlike some cocks, there is no funny taste that goes along with what comes in your mouth. Its always nice to know that they are clean, and and wash up easily.
Follow-up commentary
These are so much fun. I have them as a regular resident at my bar and they always get a good response. If you can suck on a mini penis and laugh about it, without hurting someones feelings, why not do it?
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    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
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    • Campus/roommate living
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    • Mouth
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  • Contributor: TheCleansing
    Ahhhhhh so many puns. Nice review.
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: jedent
    so because they're so weak are they not dishwasher safe? can they be used in hot drinks?
  • Contributor: Katelyn
    Hilarious review but I agree with Jedent I think you could put in more info and make it amazing : )
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    Thanks for the review!
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