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Having A Hard Day, Sweetie? Here, Play With My Titty. No, The One In My Hand..

If you're looking to make a one time purchase, or at least once for now, this is a great buy if you can get past the oily residue and the smell. Not the greatest choice for buying in bulk however.
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Pros:
Fun to squeeze and play with, Pretty realistic
Cons:
Lint and dirt magnet, Smell, Residue on fingers
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Ages ago, my mom managed to find a whole bunch of these fake titties at a gag store, and she bought some and we all had endless fun throwing them around, squishing them, and just making asses of ourselves in general. I've been on a quest to find those again. These were kinda close to what we use to have, but not quite the same. Nonetheless, this titty did make for a good time anyway.

Your titty will come to you in a hard plastic clamshell package, complete with material sample on the outside. I normally can't resist playing with material samples until they're just trashed, but this one, while it felt pretty neat, also had an oily residue I just couldn't stand. So I decided to pull out the real deal instead. Same oily residue. It got better with a few washings, but still has the same smell, which I can't quite put my finger on. I've never owned anything made from Cyberskin before, and if this is how they all smell, I'm not planning on adding any more to my collection any time soon.

Smell and oily residue aside, I decided to bring this out at Denny's with a group of people. They felt the same about the residue and the smell, so we sent someone to the bathroom to wash it, and when they came back, slightly less oily, and now smelled like the bathroom soap. I know that to properly care for Cyberskin I have to use a more mild soap to wash, and dust it with a little bit of cornstarch, but for a novelty item, I wasn't all that worried about it.

After being passed through all those hands, and being dropped on the floor once or twice, my titty was in pretty sad shape, all covered in dirt and lint and specks. A more thorough washing with a toy cleaner got all the heavy stuff off, but my titty is still slightly discolored.

If your hands are usually relatively clean, you can definitely get away with using this for its 'intended purpose' as a stress ball, I've found it to work quite well for that since it's all one solid hunk of cyberskin and rather fun to play with.

This titty is definitely in no way at all, discreet. Leaving it out will prompt all sorts of fun (and potentially embarrassing) questions, so keep that in mind. I don't really think it's worth the price to stock up on these, but as a one shot buy for a bachelorette party or gag gift, or even as a stress ball, you're getting a high quality product for the price.
Follow-up commentary
This titty doesn't come out to play very often for us, but it's held up pretty well so far. It stayed in its original packaging for the most part, so it hasn't really gotten very dirty. It recently left my possession to become a gag gift for my mom's boyfriend.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
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Comments
  • Alicia
    Alicia  
    Thanks for the review! I was thinking of buying one for my husband, but if if it has an oily residue it'll bother him and he won't want to be anywhere near it lol.
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    Ha! That is one strange gag gift.Thanks for the review.
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Thanks for reading, ladies

    That oily residue is a definite bummer to this titty, but my fiance doesn't seem to mind it too much, lol
  • petite-n-sweet
    petite-n-sweet  
    .. you passed a titty around at Denny's.... wow. I'm just going to ponder that for a sec.
  • Hannah Savage
    Hannah Savage  
    I totally want to squish it just to see how it feels!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    I pass a lot of things around at Denny's, lol.
  • kck
    kck  
    LOL. Oh, the things that happen at your local Denny's!
    Btw, the nipple part kinda freaks me out... so unnatural looking.
  • Blinker
    Blinker  
    Lol I love the title! I got one of these for my boyfriend and we were both like EEWWWW when we played with it. It was greasy and weird as hell, but it's a fun thing to have!
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Ha! Definitely a funny thing to play catch with. Thanks for the review!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Well thanks for reading everyone

    And yes, I'm sure the managers have quite a few stories about us, but we can't be the worst ones out there! Lol
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Great review, this is certainly a funniest tension ball I've seen!
  • Trashley
    Trashley  
    Hahaha this is amazing! Great review... strange product..
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Lol, thanks so much
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    Thank you for the review, Julia. I could use this for a demonstration breast for my Breastfeeding classes. I made one out of a nylon stocking and stuffing years ago. It has seen better days.

    I always like to have something to also show my clients proper holding techniques and how to gently mold the breast for best presentation to the baby. This is MUCH cheaper than the ones in the Midwife catalogs. Thank you!
  • Apinkjellybean04
    Apinkjellybean04  
    I love this great review
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    P'Gell, I'm beyond thrilled that this will have a practical use for you

    Thanks jellybean
  • Crystal1
    Crystal1  
    I am beyond amused by this.
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Really amusing item and great review!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Lol, thanks!
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