Tension titty - gags discontinued by Topco Sales - review by Red Vinyl Kitty

I honestly could not resist this cute Tension Titty when I saw it online. My husband has a stress ball that he never lets me use. Guess who's stress ball he is always trying to steal now? ;)

The Tension Titty arrived in a plastic package with a small example of the cyberskin glued to the front. I opened it right up, and couldn't resist squeezing the "titty" right away. Ew. The first thing I noticed was a horrible oily residue on the toy. When I took my hands off of it, I washed it with some mild soap and water. It still feels a little bit oily, but it isn't really that bad anymore. I also noticed that the Tension Titty has an odd smell on it. I have never owned anything made of Cyberskin before, but this toy had a smell which reminded me of erasers.. If those erasers were rancid. After a couple of washes, the smell seems to have decreased.

The Cyberskin of the toy is a total lint magnet. It will collect hair, dust, you name it- it's going to stick to your tit. The Tension Titty has a circumference of 7.5", and is a nice comfortable size to put in the palm of your hand. The areola is hand painted, and the nipple is very impressive! The nipple is the coolest part of this toy to me, because it feels so real! They really went to the trouble of putting in all the little details, even on a novelty item like this. Rubbing your finger over the nipple of the Tension Titty, you can easily feel a slight "divit" in the top just like a real nipple. You can see it just by looking, too, but it looks a lot more pronounced than it feels.

This Cyberskin stress ball is just one solid piece of Cyberskin. It is not filled with any kind of gels or powders. While I do not think that this toy feels like a real "tit", I do think that it is very fun to play around with. Due to the fact that the Tension Titty is painted to look like a real breast, it is not at all discrete. People will be drawn to this thing if you leave it around, so be aware.

When you need to clean your titty, you can use mild soap and water and apply a thin layer of cornstarch to it after allowing it to air dry completely. This will help your new titty last longer.

This toy would be a great addition to a bachelor party, an awesome gag gift, or just fun for a boobie lover you know! Everyone who comes by the house and sees it loves it. No one has been able to resist picking it up and squeezing it so far. It is a great conversation starter! I really recommend this fun little gag gift for anyone, it is just too fun not to own.

This tension titty is just as fun now as it was 2 months ago. I will say though, that the cyberskin smell is still there, but it has definitely lessened over time. The skin itself has also gotten a lot dirtier, and even when I wash it it never comes 100% clean. Still, this is a cute toy, and too fun to throw around. :)