Tension titty - gags discontinued by Topco Sales - review by Jul!a

Ages ago, my mom managed to find a whole bunch of these fake titties at a gag store, and she bought some and we all had endless fun throwing them around, squishing them, and just making asses of ourselves in general. I've been on a quest to find those again. These were kinda close to what we use to have, but not quite the same. Nonetheless, this titty did make for a good time anyway.

Your titty will come to you in a hard plastic clamshell package, complete with material sample on the outside. I normally can't resist playing with material samples until they're just trashed, but this one, while it felt pretty neat, also had an oily residue I just couldn't stand. So I decided to pull out the real deal instead. Same oily residue. It got better with a few washings, but still has the same smell, which I can't quite put my finger on. I've never owned anything made from Cyberskin before, and if this is how they all smell, I'm not planning on adding any more to my collection any time soon.

Smell and oily residue aside, I decided to bring this out at Denny's with a group of people. They felt the same about the residue and the smell, so we sent someone to the bathroom to wash it, and when they came back, slightly less oily, and now smelled like the bathroom soap. I know that to properly care for Cyberskin I have to use a more mild soap to wash, and dust it with a little bit of cornstarch, but for a novelty item, I wasn't all that worried about it.

After being passed through all those hands, and being dropped on the floor once or twice, my titty was in pretty sad shape, all covered in dirt and lint and specks. A more thorough washing with a toy cleaner got all the heavy stuff off, but my titty is still slightly discolored.

If your hands are usually relatively clean, you can definitely get away with using this for its 'intended purpose' as a stress ball, I've found it to work quite well for that since it's all one solid hunk of cyberskin and rather fun to play with.

This titty is definitely in no way at all, discreet. Leaving it out will prompt all sorts of fun (and potentially embarrassing) questions, so keep that in mind. I don't really think it's worth the price to stock up on these, but as a one shot buy for a bachelorette party or gag gift, or even as a stress ball, you're getting a high quality product for the price.

This titty doesn't come out to play very often for us, but it's held up pretty well so far. It stayed in its original packaging for the most part, so it hasn't really gotten very dirty. It recently left my possession to become a gag gift for my mom's boyfriend.