Dicky sipping straws - gags discontinued by Pipedream - review by TheSlyFox

I love how this toy is the color of a penis, and has a mini penis on the top of the straw. The only downside it is the fact that the balls are a bit... odd. It works great for its intended use as a straw. I like to suck on the "head" of the straw as I am drinking. These straws are great for travel, or a bachelorette party, just store them in a plastic zip-lock bag, put them in your purse or suitcase, and you're good to go. It would also be great for a gag gift. These are also re-usable.


This toy has a very nice look, and I love its pink color and penis. The penis is very detailed with veins and everything, the balls are a little off though, and are tilted. They've got a nice feel too, but the seam to pull it together is a bit rough and I dislike that about the straws. Its got no taste that I could pick up, nor a smell. They' have the normal straw sounds, AKA, whistling a bit if you blow into them and making the normal slurppy sounds. My body reacts well to it, and loves it actually, but my lips don't seem to like the very rough texture of the seam on them. My partner liked it when I sucked on the head of the "penis" and it turned us both on.

They are NOT dishwasher safe, and would melt if you put them inside one. They are easily cleaned with soap and water though. They are made of plastic.



The packaging on these straws says their name, "Dicky sipping straws" in curly writing on the front of the package, with the Pipe Dream logo, and the bachelorette party tested and approved seal of approval. On the back it tells you Pipe Dream information, which is the shipping address, website, and the bar code. These come in packages of 10 straws each for $5.99.
I would recommend these to anyone who was looking for a gag gift, a bit of fun, or some stuff for a bachelorette party.

These still work great, though they have only been used a few times they still are in perfect condition and I still find enjoyment in them.