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My awesome "LUT" paddle

The Impressions paddle slut is a quality paddle that feels great and, with some effort, can leave awesome red SLUT marks on your skin. It has a few minor flaws, but nothing that makes me not want to use it. It's well made, and it's fun and easy to use.
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Pros:
Attractive, well made, durable, feels great, can leave sexy SLUT marks on skin
Cons:
Can be hard to get all letters to show up, loud in use, paper a bit delicate
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Impressions paddle slut from Sportsheets is a sexy looking, black leather paddle with the word "SLUT" carved into it backwards (so it looks more like "TULS"). The idea here is that wherever the paddle hits, it will leave a nice, big, red "SLUT" mark on the skin. This is basically my first toy of this kind (my very first being a cheap rubber flogger that came in a cheap BDSM kit, so I don't count it), so my thoughts on it are that of a beginner. That said, this paddle would seem to be good for beginners and advanced users alike. I mean, who wouldn't enjoy giving or receiving a big, stinging slut mark somewhere on their bodies? Well, okay, some people may not, but...you get the point.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Heavy play
    • Light play
    • Spanking
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Buttocks
    • Thighs

Design / Craftsmanship / Size / Material / Features

The paddle is made of black leather, with the impact portion being split in three parts: the side with SLUT carved into it, a piece of thick red paper, and the smooth side. This end is approximately 2 1/4" wide. The whole paddle is about 1/4" thick and 12 inches long from end to end, with the handle making up around 7" of the length and the business end making up about 5".


The handle, at its narrowest point, is around 1 1/4" wide. The handle is sewn in black thread with 1/8" stitches, and it says "Sportsheets" in the center. There is a hole with a metal ring on the end of the handle, which holds the 5" long cloth loop for hanging the paddle or wrapping around the wrist. The red paper is pretty bright and is there to make the SLUT engraving stand out from the black back of the paddle. It seems fairly secure, but it could probably be torn or wrinkled easily. The slut paddle is visually appealing and seems well made and sturdy. The carved letters don't have sharp or rough edges, so they don't cause any unpleasant kind of pain.

    • Leather
    • Well made / sturdy

Performance

This paddle works really well, as far as delivering stingy, thuddy blows, but getting the red SLUT mark on the skin can be a little bit difficult. With a light touch, this paddle can feel just little stingy, but it won't really leave any marks, aside from some general redness. When wielded more heavy-handedly, this paddle can have anyone writhing in pain with a big red SLUT on his/her skin.

The problem I had was that you have to hit really hard, or over and over again in one place, to get any letters to show up. When you do get a mark, it's usually only the "LUT" or "UT" parts of the word. The handle isn't really long enough, so the "S", which is closest to the handle, can get lost. Any way you use it, though, this paddle is loud. Not only do you get the slapping noise from the paddle hitting skin, but the clapper kind of design of the impact part gives a loud slapping noise, as the two pieces of leather smack against each other. This can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on what you prefer.
    • Might leave marks
    • Stingy
    • Thuddy

Care and Maintenance

This paddle can be cleaned by wiping down with a damp cloth, using mild soap if needed. You can store it hanging by the loop on the handle, or just store it in your favorite toy storage place. Be careful not to be too rough with storage, as the red paper is, well...paper. It could be crinkled up fairly easily, though the two leather parts surrounding it should be enough to protect it in most cases.

Personal comments

My boyfriend is not much for pain, so I have only gotten to wield the paddle once myself (with a sneak attack to my boyfriend's bottom). It was fun, but he wasn't as amused by it as I was.

My boyfriend has mostly used this paddle on my ass, though we did use it in a few other places for review purposes. On my ass, it takes either one really hard whack or several lighter ones for any red marks to appear, and even harder ones for letters to appear. On my thighs, it didn't take as much effort to produce the same effect, but my thighs are also more sensitive, so I haven't done much of this. I tried it on the fleshy part of my arm, just for the hell of it, and found it very easy to produce marks. The pain on my arm, however, was way too much. I'm definitely not trying that one again.

My boyfriend absolutely loves the slut paddle; I originally got it because he wanted to try it so badly. He especially likes to grab it when I'm not paying attention and land a hard whack to my bottom. Now that we have this paddle, I've found he's getting into being dominant more often, which is a huge plus for me.

Experience

The Impressions paddle slut is my first paddle, but I don't feel like I'll need to replace it any time soon. It's attractive, well made, and does what it's supposed to do. I love the feel of it (unless my boyfriend gets a little too overzealous with it), and the look of the SLUT mark on my skin is an instant turn-on. It can be difficult to get all the letters to actually show up, but with a little careful positioning and some hard whacks, it gives the effect I want it to.
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Comments
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    ZenaidaMacroura  
    Thanks for the comments, everyone.

    @cherryredhead88- Haha. I can understand that. I was determined to make those letters show up! As was my boyfriend. And I love a good, hard spank. So it works well enough.
  • MissMandy
    MissMandy  
    I want thiiis. I love that it made your boyfriend more dominant. I crave that in a man. I *heart* this review for so many reasons. :p
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    Awesome review! I'm not exactly into BDSM but I'm venturing - and there's something sexy about having shaped marks on your body! I already love the handprints from my fiance spanking me.
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    Great review! I'm always curious about these paddles but haven't tried one yet.
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Excellent review. I wonder why they put paper between the layers of leather, that seems a bit...odd? Why not just leave it without? Oh well!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    My guess would be to get the letters to show up better, rather than have the cutout against a background of the same color.

    But great review Zenaida
  • ScarlettSeraph
    ScarlettSeraph  
    Been eyeing this paddle and the "Bitch" version like it for a while now, and I always wondered how well it actually worked. Thanks for the review!
  • Ash1141
    Ash1141  
    Thanks
  • Jenni Shelton
    Jenni Shelton  
    thanks 4 the review
  • Master DarkWolf
    Master DarkWolf  
    Good review...
  • cheesewizz
    cheesewizz  
    nice review
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • TheirPet
    TheirPet  
    It's a shame they didn't put the letters closer together or extend the handle so it's easier to get the S to show up. Still, my partner and I are really interested in this toy and I love that you described how it feels. (I also love the part about sneak-attacking your boyfriend! Hahah)
  • rmiles124
    rmiles124  
    I love this one and the Bitch one
  • boooooo
    boooooo  
    thanks!
  • pussy licker
    pussy licker  
    Thanks
  • Mr. E
    Mr. E  
    Great review
  • elli
    elli  
    Thank you for the review!
  • pokefan15
    pokefan15  
    Great review
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