A shock in a box, but regretful once opened.

I think that IF you can get pass the smell, unlike I, that this could easily be a favorite. Everything about it is purely delectable from the size, to the veins and thick head. You would swear that a man was attached and throbbing inside of you. It's also a great way to play the "Take it game" where you or a partner insert it until you beg for no more.
Published:
Pros:
Length, Girth, Versatility.
Cons:
Scent. Addition of a vibe or suction cup.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

I personally used it in many ways, in bed, propped with a pillow and ridden, it was a joy against the shower wall and bathtub floor and even the bathroom counter and floor have wonderful memories to share. I would suggest an Astroglide-like lubricant with this toy for sure but my husband enjoyed the simple combo of soap and hot water just fine. I wouldn't advise using it anally unless you know you can handle it, it even left me sore and my husband isn't exactly small at all. I wouldn't say it would hurt anything but may leave tighter girls like myself with a funny walk for a day or maybe two. It left me sore but mostly because of its girth, but still completely enjoyable feeling wise.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

The feel is wonderful, it glides beautifully inside or out. The veins can actually be felt, the head is very significant upon entry and exit. The toy didn't have much of a taste at all, perhaps a very small bit but that was all, it wasn't unpleasant. The only bad part was the smell; it was quite overwhelming and no matter how much I washed or covered it in a scented flavored lubrication it couldn't be overcome. It was quite distracting and ended up giving me quite the headache and eventually found a new home in the garbage because of it which was quite sad because of all the many other good qualities to it.
    • Rigid
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design was wonderful and if I could suggest something, it would be a suction cup. The design is wonderful, from the way the head causes a bit of suction when inside to the thick veins that run down its length. The only issue is that it may be to hard, its not easily movable when on your own and alone in bed but still just enjoyable. This big boy is going to be hard to find so maybe one of EF's bags or toy boxes would be a great addition if you are traveling. The size is very girthy and long, not for very small ladies or men, unless they love the sensation of being stuffed like a turkey.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic

Performance

The width most definably. I never felt so stretched and happy to be stretched by a toy in my life. If it had vibration it would be amazing, but the scent, like I said was a major turn off and would even wear off onto my hands but over all it was a great experience, in the shower, on counters, it can get the job done in any way, anywhere.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Simple soap and water would be perfectly fine but be sure that it is dried and put away properly, I used a toy bag with a drawstring to keep and fuzz or lint from getting on it because I found that it does attract fuzzies.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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Comments
  • VictoriaRose
    VictoriaRose  
    You mentioned the size a couple of times, what are the dimensions? And what is it made of?
  • FAM4LIFE
    FAM4LIFE  
    That's unfortunate the smell was too much, I generally can't stand the scent added to toys, even when they're "softly scented." Thanks for the review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    It's too bad about the smell - this does look like a nice one.
    Good review!
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Would you recommend a condom to maybe cover the smell a bit or prolong the useful life of the toy especially if you are going to use it anally?
    Good review!
  • lamira
    lamira  
    Great review, thanks!!
  • Tart
    Tart  
    Often what the toy is made of can cause an odd smell, such as rubber toys.
  • zandria
    zandria  
    Thanks for the review!
  • systematicweasel
    systematicweasel  
    Thanks for the review =)
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Thanks for the review
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    Nirelan  
  • jeangel246
    jeangel246  
    Thanks for the review
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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    Pinkshirt  
    Thanks
  • Schmidyslave
    Schmidyslave  
    thanks for the review
  • iabicpl09
    iabicpl09  
    Thank you
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Nice review
  • molly
    molly  
    thanks for the review! I think the size might be a little overwhelming...
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Great review, thanks!
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