Glow in the dark two piece harness - harness and dildo set by Cal Exotics - review by DreezzyyBabyy

Baby, I'll light up your world!

This item, in my opinion and experience, is not worth buying whatsoever. This is coming from someone who has some (but not a ton) of experience with strap-ons. It's messy, sticky, and horrid smelling. If anything, this product did the exact opposite of what it was supposed to do, and turned me off.
Published:
Pros:
Glows in the dark
Cons:
Stinky, sticky, slides out
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
First and foremost, I would like to say that this is a completely negative review. This strap-on is definitely not my favorite. I did a lot of research before buying it, and I thought it would be fantastic. It smells awful, first of all. It has the weirdest smell, and it was very distracting in the worst of ways. The material of the dildo is very sticky, and attracts every little speck of just about anything and everything. The harness kind of sheds, and the dildo catches every little piece of it. And because of how sticky it is, it isn't easy to clean either. It's just a mess.

As a lesbian, I never use condoms. So it came as a shock that no matter how wet my partner or I were, we had to use a lubed condom with it, or it wouldn't go inside of either of us. Our straight friends were shocked when we had to run into their room to grab a condom. I was very disappointed in using this strap-on. Every time it would start feeling good, it would slip out. Neither my partner at the time, nor I, are by any means "loose", so it didn't make sense to us. I just really don't have anything good to say about this strap-on.

The only thing remotely interesting about this was the glow in the dark dildo. It was fun for my inner child; it glows really bright. So I suppose that makes it easier to find if you're reaching into your bedside drawer in the dark to have some fun in the middle of the night. As far as a sex toy goes though, this strap-on had absolutely nothing to offer in my opinion. I would definitely suggest saving your money and buying a different one.

If you want a cool, glow in the dark toy, go for it. I do not mean that in a sexual manner though, so go buy something at the dollar store if you want to let your inner child out and goof around for a minute or two.
Experience
My girlfriend at the time and I were very excited to buy our first strap-on together. I have had experience with strap-ons before, but this was our first time trying one out on each other. Let me tell you, it was more awkward than anything. We tried it multiple different times, and we ended up just using our "all natural" techniques instead.

Neither of us had anything good to say about this toy. More than anything, we just goofed around with it because it glowed in the dark. That makes for some good foreplay, right? Wrong. It was not the sexiest experience I've ever had, that's for sure.
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My Glow in the dark two piece harness tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Sex
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
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  • Wicked Wahine
    Wicked Wahine  
    No wonder this was stinky, it's PVC, yuck. I think you're better off with silicone which is safer (though depending on the type, it can be quite sticky as well). What a shame this was such a bust, but thanks for the review.

    One comment...the title you chose led me to believe this would be a positive review!
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    Thanks for the review! I would have liked more information about the fit and construction of the harness, as the review seems to focus mostly on the dildo.
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    good start at reviewing. more specific details about the products would be useful the extended review template will help do that.
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Thank you for reviewing this product.

    I'm definitely interested in knowing if you used this product to its full potential before reviewing. Things like the size of the dildo and the fit/material of the harness would have been helpful. It is nice to know that you were not fond of it, however - negative reviews are definitely useful.
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