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I really can't say enough good things about the Theo harness! A g-string style harness, it's easy to put on, comfortable to wear, is highly adjustable, and-- it's waterproof! How cool is that?
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Pros:
Waterproof, easy to put on, adjustable in size, fits large variety of sizes of dildos
Cons:
Piece between the legs is a tad bulky, no access to genitals of the wearer
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
I have wanted a harness for a really long time, and a SpareParts harness has been high on my list. Therefore, I was thrilled when EF sent me the small Theo harness (how cool is it that it comes in small and large?).

The Theo harness is similar to their very popular Joque harness, except that Theo is a g-string style harness, as opposed to a two-strap harness.

The cool thing about SpareParts harnesses is that you can use them almost anywhere! Theo is waterproof, so you can wear it in the pool, bath, shower, whatever. And that, my friends, is amazing, because people that don't possess an actual cock are often limited as to where and when they can fuck their lovers. This provides more possibilities in terms of places to have strap-on sex!

Describing this harness is difficult, so bear with me (which is why watching the video that goes with this review will be uber helpful!). The waist strap adjusts via velcro and tabs, and couldn't be easier to put on. Beneath the g-string part, so the part that sits between your legs/over your vagina is lined with snaps, so you can adjust it to fit you. To get the harness on, just step into it like you would a pair of underwear. In order to insert the dildo attachment, you simply pull the flap aside and insert the dildo through the hole. The hole stretches quite a bit, so you can get some very large toys into the harness. It looks and sounds more complicated than it is; I promise.

This harness sits low on your hips, and is extremely comfortable to wear. In my video, I demonstrate how simple it is to put the harness on (I really want you to watch this video, don't I?). It is very adjustable, and stays in place well while being worn. I'm a small person (I weigh about 105 pounds, for reference) and I have no problem tightening this harness to the correct size for myself.

The material is super-easy to clean, and the inside is lined with netting that stays nice and dry while you're playing. The only downside to this harness is that, because it's a g-string style, your partner can't play with your bits while you're wearing it (if that's what you'd prefer, I'd suggest the Joque harness instead). However, not everyone wants their bits played with while they fuck, or at all, for that matter.

If you think you'd like this harness, I highly suggest checking it out.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Pegging
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
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  • joja
    joja  
    Thanks for the video! It's always helpful to see how these fit on a real person.
  • Midway through
    Midway through  
    Great review and video!
  • cobiffle
    cobiffle  
    great review
  • kinksters
    kinksters  
  • AriBoi
    AriBoi  
    Great review and video too! Thanks
  • toysforall
    toysforall  
    great video, this thing looks awesome
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    great video thanks
  • evecat
    evecat  
    Great review!
  • lilys
    lilys  
    thank you
  • Rod Ronald
    Rod Ronald  
    Thanks for the review
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