Crotchless harness with 2 dongs - dildo harness by Cal Exotics - review by brandonbadassm

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More Dongs, More Fun

Yes, the title to this review is based on a Six Flags' commercial (you know: 'more flags, more fun') because this Crotchless Harness With Two Dongs set reminds us of Six Flags: to us, it's basically 'strap in and hold on for the ride of your lives.' Well, in this case, with this toy, it would be I strap it on and let my partner give me the ride of my life, ha ha.
Published:
Pros:
Dongs were amazing - they fit in the harness perfectly; dongs look very real, but the color - ha ha.
Cons:
Crotch is way too loose and everything is not well made.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This could be a beginner's harness with the use of the smaller dong or an advanced with the use of the bigger dong. My partner and I are more advanced users now, and this harness did not really suit our needs. The sides of the harness were a little scratchy and, near the crotch, was just way too loose. We no longer need to guide the toy in slowly like we have to with this. The slit in between was even too rough for me to place a finger in there to pleasure her. The good thing about it is that the dongs fit great, they don't move, and stay in place. It's not something that I'd recommend for advanced users. Anyone with experience with a harness will not find this particularly usable, sexy, or wearable.
    • Strap-on sex

Material

The harness itself is a leather and cotton combo with some semi-simple snaps. The leather is very thin, not terribly well sewn, and the edges are not at all smoothed out. In fact, they're quite rough, which is not a great thing when it's designed to fit around your curves and be crotchless. I tried to stick a finger in the slit, but it was a little rough; so, I could not be rough or it would hurt my finger. The harness, though, is very well built in a way; and, believe me, the snaps are not going to come undone - that's even if you can even get them done up. I was laughing at my partner when she came to me after she put it on and tightened to the way she likes it, saying, "Baby, help me." We were grunting, straining and sweating - and that was just to get the snap snapped. Ugh.

The dongs are the best part of this kit. Made from something called Crystalessence (which, as far as I can tell, is a kind of PVC/rubber), the dongs have a great smooth feel, they're both firm and soft, and one is quite nicely and realistically detailed (just not the color - I don't think anyone has ever seen a hot pink penis before.)
    • Smooth
    • Textured

Design / Craftsmanship

This harness is very simple: it has straps that go around the hips, a crotchless strap that goes between the thighs, and has two snaps at the top. What sucks is that if you fold the leather, it creases. The straps that go around the hips are cotton webbing and easily adjustable. Just pull the ends and it tightens: very simple, just the way my partner likes it. However, don't pull too hard the other way - there is nothing to stop the the ends of the straps, and they come right out of the buckles. And, they are NOT easy to get back in. Trust me: once my girlfriend took it off, she was not about to fix it up nicely again. The adjustable strap that goes up the back has two sets of plastic snaps. These snaps are incredibly hard to open and close, especially when you're already wearing it. I had to help my partner with this because she wanted to know if it made the crotch tighter and unsnapped them (not a smart idea). Here's the part to take notice of: if you're smaller than a medium. My partner is a medium and, even on its smallest setting, it's too large for her butt - which means that it rubs against you when you move, and she hated how it does not hold the dildo against you very well.

On the other hand, it doesn't look awful when you have it on. In fact, it's kind of stylish-looking. I told my partner she looked very nice with a penis.
    • No o-ring needed
    • Stylish

Size / Fit

This is the confusing part, the part my partner disliked and liked about this harness. She's not a tiny girl, and it did not make her happy to see the straps were almost gone when she had it big enough to fit her. She was scared they were going to come out. But, it fit nicely around her. She disliked how she could not adjust the crotch. It was way too loose. She was thinking that, if she was any smaller, she would have to hold the crotch the entire time while using it. Why should you be able to adjust the waist and not the crotch?

Performance

Besides the hassle of the harness, the dongs were amazing. They fit right in the harness and did not move. We did not really use it on me like we planned, but we switched it up and used it on my partner without the harness. She loves the tiny dong for anal play. She's not a huge fan of anal, but she loves the way the small dong feels in her. With a small head, it went in nice and easily for her, and she loved the smoothness. With the bigger dong, we used it for vaginal play - big enough for her liking, but not too big. It hit all the right spots and made her squirt all over the place in no time. But, due to the looseness of the crotch, the little time we did use it on me, my partner was not too thrilled.
    • Holds toys very well
Follow-up commentary
For us, the dongs are just too firm and hurt some. And the harness is just no good for us.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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