Ballsy super cock junior - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by oliverHyde

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Why must you smell like jelly beans?

This would be the perfect cheap realistic dildo if it weren't for the HORRIBLE jelly bean scent. But if you can work past the smell, it's a remarkably well-made realistic cock. It's rigid enough to be fuckable, but realistic enough to be mistaken for a real cock in low light. So long as you use a condom and clean it regularly to help the smell dissipate, this makes a nice alternative to more expensive realistic cocks.
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Pros:
cheap, realistic feel, pleasant plushness, convenient size and rigidity
Cons:
TERRIBLE jelly bean smell, difficult to sterilize
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This cock is an excellent choice for folks looking for something with a realistic feel without breaking the bank. It's rigid enough to be effective for fucking (unlike the cyber cock) but plush enough to feel like real flesh when used with a condom and a little bit of lube. The realistic plushness is especially easy to feel with the hands and the mouth (a big plus for anyone into strap on blow jobs!). Since it's more rigid it's easier to hold in place for anal and vaginal fucking, just remember it's not going to be as easy to control as something like the Acute.
    • Gender play

Material / Texture

The jelly bean smell is pretty bad. It smells like the cheap pink flavored jelly beans that were so nasty I'd throw them out of my Halloween haul as a kid. It also smells a bit like the perfume I'd imagine the Easter Bunny uses (ok, just try to make that not sound creepy). If anyone has ever tried the Orbitz bubble-mint flavored gum, it tastes a bit like that. Like the flavor pink mixed with death.

It's that bad.

It's also very strong. I put it in my living room with all the windows open to air out and I had a pink smelling room for three days. The smell of the cock itself had not diminished. I've had the cock now for 6 months and even though it's been washed many, many, many, many times, it still makes my hands smell like jelly beans if I touch it.

But, (putting the smell aside for now) the Ballsy Super Cock Junior is surprisingly realistic. It's resiliency is very similar to that of a real cock and it's just plush enough to give like skin does. With a condom over it (which I hope you're doing to avoid getting jelly bean smell all over your hands) it feels remarkably like the real thing. Thankfully, it isn't tacky at all (something I despise in realistic toys) but since the rubber has a bit more grab to it than real skin, I highly recommend using it with a little bit of silicone lube in addition to a condom. With these two things in place, the cock feels REMARKABLY real.

It's also important to note that this toy is going to be more difficult to sterilize than a silicone cock, and since it's a porous toy it's MUCH more likely to harbor bacteria and viruses. Make sure to use a condom AND wash this toy with antibacterial soap and warm water in between uses, even if you're not sharing it. Wipe it down with 10% bleach solution AND use a condom if you're going to share it.
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

It's a pretty pink. Not gonna lie. The pink color, combined with the impressively pink scent, are a a huge detractor for me. I'm not afraid of being a feminine guy, but having a Barbie-pink cock that smells like the Easter Bunny is pushing it. Luckily the pink color isn't that far off from a fleshy pink (at least for my skin tone) in mood lighting. It's fleshy enough in appearance that I've had several people ask to touch it at sex parties to make sure it wasn't real (and I have to admit, if they hadn't so boldly assured me it was that realistic, this toy would have stayed on my shelf).

The design is also very realistic, although I found the veins a bit over-exaggerated. It's big (5 1/4" insertable length, 1 5/8" diameter), but not so huge as to be unbelievable. While it doesn't have the fine detail of the goodfella or the Johnny it's realistic enough for me and it's incredibly realistic for its price.

My only real design complaint (aside from the color and the smell) is that the balls are pretty cartoony. They definitely have room for improvement.
    • Realistic

Performance

Personally, I prefer using this toy to as a strap-on to jack off with. It gives me just the right amount of resiliency when I give it a little squeeze in my hands and I really love how the veins, corona, and frenulum feel under my fingers (all details I can't feel very well vaginally).

The smell makes it a bit intimidating for strap-on blow jobs, but if you can get past the smell and taste, it feels even more amazing than it does with the hands. All the little realistic details that are difficult to feel are VERY noticeable with the lips and the tongue. The plushness also feels absolutely amazing in the mouth.

It's also rigid enough for anal and vaginal insertion, but I found the plushness of the toy made it difficult to control as much as I wanted. This wasn't as much of a deal for anal play, but it was a big problem with vaginal play. It was almost impossible for me to hit the G-spot. The somewhat bluntly curved head make insertion a little bit of a challenge for anal play, but it's worth it for the feel of the veins.

Care and Maintenance

Once again, I strongly recommend regular washing with warm water and antibacterial soap. Partially because of the material safety, but also because it does eventually make the smell diminish. It still definitely has a jelly bean smell, but the flavor is almost completely gone and it doesn't smell up my toy box anymore.

Surprisingly, even though the material has grab to it, this toy isn't as much of a lint magnet as my silicone toys. Whereas my other toys will pick up lint even when they're in my toy box, I've had no problem storing it under my bed.

This toy is also silicone lube friendly, but since I highly recommend using it with a condom this isn't much of a benefit.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
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Comments
  • ToyingCouple
    ToyingCouple  
    Super review! You definitely covered all the bases on this one. And yo're right, those balls are 'cartoony'!
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Great review.
    I am curious about your comment about silicone and condoms, every silicone lube I have tried is latex compatible.
  • oliverHyde
    oliverHyde  
    @Dwtim ah, thought I might have to clarify that.

    silicone lube is DEFIANTLY latex safe (and a good thing too. 'cause I love my silicone lube) the trouble is that it doesn't matter that the toy is silicone lube safe because you have to cover it with a condom because of it's so difficult to clean.

    Since I have to cover it with a condom anyway, it wouldn't matter even if it wasn't silicone lube safe. the condom protects it either way.

    thanks for the comment!
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Ok that makes more sense. Thanks for clarifying.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Yeah, silicone lubricant is so much nicer to use than water-based. Good review.
  • Annemarie
    Annemarie  
    This kind of looks like bubblegum.
  • gone77
    gone77  
    Nice review! I've got the black version of this (at least I think it's the junior) but have yet to try it out. Now I'm looking forward to it. Thanks!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Good review!
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    great review! I don't think I could do with the smell
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Nice review! Thank you!
  • Red Riding Hood
    Red Riding Hood  
    The smell is nuts. Thanks for the review!
  • Collodion
    Collodion  
    I really want this, if only to give it a good squeeze.
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • allinonekid
    allinonekid  
    Nice review
  • Various
    Various  
    Awesome review.
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thanks, great review!
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    Great review!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    That's strange I've.never gottne a jelly bean smell from rubber toys before.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    That's strange I've.never gottne a jelly bean smell from rubber toys before.
  • mdnght
    mdnght  
    Awesome review! I especially like the description of the smell XD
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