Lots of fun! !nuf fo stoL

The toy, despite its odor and its structural integrity, is absolutely a blast to play with. If you have never used a double, this will completely redefine your experience of sex. If you are looking for some cheap spice in the bedroom, this will certainly add a whole new element to the experience. The slippery ribs and long shaft make the journey to your partner a ride worth taking at least twice a week!
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Pros
Good firmness, better contour, and best time you can have in bed.
Cons
Stinky Winky!
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is great for ANY kind of couple. Guy-on-Guy, Girl-on-Guy, Guy-on-Girl, and my favorite… well you know. If you want a toy that is going to make you feel like a porn star, this is IT! Whipping out something this impressive will have them talking and, believe me, it is a conversation piece. The best way to use it, is to insert it into yourself and while firmly grasping it (it is slick) gently slide it into your partner. DO NOT go full bore and try to push it into both of you at the same time. What ends up happening is it will slide into one of you and not the other, leaving one partner with nothing and the other with 12 inches of cock and some sore ribs. So be gentle and explore with caution. Make sure you are thinking about how hard your partner wants it before you go rough riding. A good rule to think about is "for every action there is a reaction." When you push on it, it pushes on your partner, so it takes some time and some getting used to. One great thing about its flexibility is that ladies can go solo with it. It will bend right in half for double penetration. Put a head in each hole and it only takes one hand to operate, leaving the other free to roam...
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • It is enormous
    • Not very many places
    • So find a good hiding spot.

Material / Texture

The flaw department! When we first received the toy I could smell it through the packaging. It has some sort of weird fruity plastic stench that will haunt your fingers long after you've passed out into sex coma. Often, we are hesitant to pull it out of its Ziploc stink proof chamber where it rests. It has been weeks now and the odor has not dissipated. (Side note: If you are going to use this method of subduing the stick, make sure you have washed your dong THOROUGHLY. It must be absolutely dry and placed in a new bag every time you use it. A small price to pay for proper hygiene. Take care of your privates and they will take care of you.)

Another major flaw of the double dong is it is a victim to its low cost. A combination of the molding process and the material chosen by the manufacturer leaves an extremely vulnerable sprue that can easily cause catastrophic failure upon vigorous thrusting. Just after I wildly tore it from the package and went straight to pounding my girl's ass with it, the bit where the mold was filled peeled and broke off. This left us with a sizable cavity which may or may not lead to structural failure, but it certainly does present a hygiene issue. One thing the soft PVC does offer is a very accurate firmness and resemblance to the real thing.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

First off, and I know it's been said already, but it's much bigger than the website gives it credit for. I bought that the 12 inch, and that is just about the only dimension they got right. Because if the "veins" (which in reality are more like lobes, or small mountains) the diameter fluctuates between 1 1/2" and 1 3/4." It also boasts a circumference of up to 5.5" in some areas. However, even though this is a rather large dildo, through some feat of ergonomic excellence, it doesn't feel that big when it is inside you. I'm not too shy to say that I'm not near as big as the toy, and my girlfriend is not a fan of many toys much larger than me, but this one, for some reason, is an exception. The lobes make every single stroke in and out and thrill ride. It almost seems to pulse or vibrate if you have your rhythm right. This toy is not what we call discreet. Sometimes I like to set it in my bedroom window to scare the neighbors. If you are one to hide your toys, maybe buy a lockable suitcase to keep this one in.
    • Ergonomic
    • Futuristic
    • Partner play

Performance

Despite its other flaws, the double dong performs magnificently. Because of its superior texture and rigidity, it is firm on the push and squishy on the squeeze, if you know what I mean. The super slick surface accepts water and silicone based lubes very well. Make sure you hang on tight because it is a wriggly thing. It has gotten away from me several times. For the cost, it truly is an engineering marvel, right up there with the cell phone and the space shuttle. It can easily be mastered with a few patient practice sessions and is great for any hole looking for a filling experience.
    • Comfortable
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

PVC or "Jelly" is a very porous material on a microscopic level and unfortunately bad things love hide there. These toys cannot be sterilized/sanitized or 100% debugged, but worry not, they can be cleaned. So please, if you are planning on investing in jelly or PVC toys, save yourself an embarrassing doctors visit and buy yourself some good toy cleaner. Also, if you are sharing it, USE A CONDOM. Especially for anal play! It doesn't take that long to slap one on and you will thank yourself.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

If you thoroughly read my review it is easy to tell I have mixed feelings about the product. It is bad quality but so much fun to play with. Sometimes during the day I'll get insanely horny just thinking about my girl and some slut we've picked up going ass to ass. For what you pay for it, I endorse it 100%. Just don't expect to get more than you paid for.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Nice read!
    Excellent review.
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