Raging hard-ons dong - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by PaleLady

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Not what I expected

This product is just not what I expected at all. It was rough, larger then measured, and smelled bad. The price is good if you like something rougher then your average cock, the color is the only 'real' things about it.
Published:
Pros:
Large, textured, more "real" looking then something giant and purple, cheap.
Cons:
Too rough, size is measured at the smallest part, smells funny, cold to the touch.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
Okay so initially our purchase of this item was purely a lark, we were in the market for a plain dildo to play around with DP and this was inexpensive so we thought we would give it a try. We are a straight married couple, I am bi, he's straight, and together we are somewhere between polyamorous and swingers. As a couple we date other couples, looking for a romantic connection as a 4some. Over the last year while searching for the right people we have had a number of fun, funny, or just down right strange experiences that have influenced how and when we use toys, what ones we buy, and when we buy them.

In the very beginning of our search we had an experience with another couple that constantly talked about the "Raging Hard-Ons" the men would have while thinking about their wives together. It became a running joke.

By diameter and other descriptions I thought this would be a moderately solid dildo that we could use for DP. Even when we got it the thing didn't look like it would be bad at all. I was excited to try it, but the experience was not good to say the least. When touching it with my fingers the materials were soft and squishy but my nethers disagreed, rather pointedly.

To start the head is huge, and the ridge around it increases the diameter substantially. This was painful to be honest, it would snap past my pelvic bone in a very uncomfortable way. Second the ridges that seemed to feel barely there with my fingers felt huge, the difference between some loose gravel and speed bumps. It was horribly uncomfortable. Anyway, since it was cheep my hubby decided to "edit" it by shaving off the ridges with an xacto knife.

Yeah... this was great conceptually and made it better, the hard material was simply cold and uncomfortable.

As a final note the plastic or rubber or whatever it's made out of... smells like cheep floral perfume.
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Comments
  • Mamastoys
    Mamastoys  
    This looks like it could be painful! Sorry it was such a let down for you! Thanks for the review and honest opinion.
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign  
    I'd really recommend trying any of the many 100% silicone or glass dildos out there. Some can be pricey, but there are good examples at around the $20 - $25 range, if you look carefully.

    And no xacto-shaving required!
  • zandria
    zandria  
    Good review, thanks!
  • ShadowKitten
    ShadowKitten  
    thanks for the review
  • anonymouse58
    anonymouse58  
    Thank you very much
  • Ash1141
    Ash1141  
    Good review...thanks
  • HannahPanda
    HannahPanda  
    Great review!
  • Nirelan
    Nirelan  
    thanks for the review
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Thanks for the review!
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