Outlaw by Vixen Creations

I'm going to say this right off the bat: Outlaw is the largest dildo that the vast majority of people will ever require. It's huge. It's really huge. Don't believe me? A man I date is blessed with a ginormous penis, and Outlaw is larger. At over 9" long and 2" wide, this toy is bigger than probably 99.99% of all men.

It's made of an incredible material called VixSkin, which is meant to mimic the feeling of a real erect penis. It's a silicone product, so it has all the lovely non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free properties of regular silicone along with the softer feel of the real thing.

Lest you imagine that Outlaw is too soft, I can assure you that it is not. The softer properties of the toy end about 1/8" below the surface, where the toy has a much firmer core. The softer portion is like skin, see? And the harder portion is like a blood-boiling erection, right?

Not only does Outlaw feel realistic, it also looks realistic. It's covered with bulging veins, creases and wrinkles just like the real thing. The balls allow the toy to be used in an O-ring harness, although I will repeat my warning: This is a very large toy. It is not suitable for beginners.

Now maybe you think that I'm writing this review from the perspective of one who is shy about putting large things in coochie or behind. I'm not. I practice fisting and buttsex quite regularly, and I have lots of large toys. Nevertheless, Outlaw is very large.

A friend used Outlaw on me vaginally, after a long warm up that included oral, intercourse and fisting. We used plenty of lube (let me emphasize: Use plenty of lube) and she went very slowly with me. But even with all that preparation, Outlaw was a very tight fit. Have no doubt -- Outlaw got me off big time. But it also left me feeling slightly sore the next day, both from the width of the toy and the fact that it was banging up against my cervix.

Buy Outlaw if you love extreme size. Just make sure you know what you're getting into, or you'll end up with a very large, very attractive, penis-shaped paperweight.