Jack review by Jollies LLC

Jack is an unusual beast. The tip is perfectly lifelike, down to the wrinkled texture of the skin and with a very convincing piss hole - I believe it was modeled on someone's actual 'head.' The shape of the shaft is reminiscent of the real thing, with its gentle curve to the left. But Jack appears to have some kind of personality disorder. The shaft itself is not at all a nod to reality, which means that the toy as a whole is a bizarre mix. On the one hand, a far-from-dick dildo, an idea generally associated with the lesbian who unfortunately cannot ultimately deny the joy the basic shape of a cock can bring (but wants it not to look like an actual penis at any cost); on the other hand, the lifelike and very cock-reminiscent imitation of some well-endowed gent.

This, I have to admit, was perfect for myself and my partner, despite the slightly odd image that it presents. You see, I am a female to male transsexual and she enjoys penetration but identifies as a lesbian. This toy made a great stepping stone between what I see as a traditional dildo and the (perhaps surgically created, or perhaps factory produced... depending on how good the surgery is in five years) penis. It is a compromise, and therefore a useful venture.

I must add, however that this 'compromise' was (and I stress physically, not figuratively speaking) rather sizeable. It was far too large for penetration of my partner, far too large to think about 'packing' with (unless you want to look obscene... obviously it depends on how many dark rooms you plan on visiting) and far too large to fit in a ladies' handbag (although this point bothers me less).

An enjoyable experience, the missing link between dildo and cock, but somehow the toy doesn't quite work. Recommended for the transman trying to wean his lesbian girlfriend(s) round to the idea of him as a man, but something I would generally see as an odd choice of dildo. On the bright side, though, it comes with a handy display case (a clear, cylindrical tube with a light blue lid) and, of course, in a discreet cardboard box (which my old housemate is now using for storage...). The light blue lid also proves very useful as a plunger when trying to unclog the kitchen sink!