You don't have to be French to have a Ménage à trois!
The penis was incredible; it far surpassed any of my expectations. It was flexible, soft, muscular, and erect yet had so much give to it.Published: March 17, 2008
Pros:
This felt like an actual erect penis; it had both flexibility and muscular cushion.
Cons:
Small Head. Porous material requires condoms.
When I saw the Ultra Realistic Cock with Ass, I thought it was a gay toy. Clearly, I don't have any appendages that could make use of the asshole. Then I thought a little more, I don't have a penis... but my husband does.
I presented the idea of a threesome to him. We've been a very vanilla couple, so his immediate reaction was one of protest. The idea of fucking a male sex toy's asshole led to a bit of a discussion. When we finally stopped talking, I ended up getting my way, naturally.
My eyes grew wide when I finally opened the USPS box. It looked like a twink; the balls were small and hard, the cock was slender, and there was absolutely no hair. After inspecting it, I washed it in the sink with antibacterial soap, not just to scrub off the sickeningly sweet smell of the powder dusted over the toy but to warm the material up so that it felt close to body temperature.
We positioned the sex toy on the bed, and I probed the asshole with lubed up fingers, getting it ready for my husband. I hurried myself and finally straddled the toy's cock.
I will not lie; it felt real. It actually felt like I was with another man, granted a less endowed man but a man nonetheless. Despite the asshole and cock being so close together, my husband proceeded to slide his dick into the asshole, and we began using the toy together. It was wild. It felt like we were fucking someone together; all that was missing was another mouth to lick us and another set of hands to caress us.
The difference between most realistic cocks I've tried is that they're either too floppy or too stiff. This felt like an actual erect penis; it both had flexibility and muscular cushion. The cock has an incredibly prominent corpus spongiosum (the thick tissue that runs the underside length of a penis), which left me wanting to believe this was real. Also, the base of the mold is phenomenally sturdy which makes the cock feel like it's connected to an actual person. The only part of the cock that was unrealistic was the head, which was bright pink and unnaturally small.
I am completely satisfied and not at all disappointed to say that this toy is the extent of how far we'll venture into the world of threesomes as a couple. While nothing can compare to the dynamic of including another person, this has come very close and has fulfilled any fantasies I've ever had about bisexual group play.
(Quick note: As far as solo play goes, wow! I have the mold positioned on my computer chair with the cock buried deep inside of me as I type this. The eight pound base is so sturdy and comfortable that it makes it possible for me to ride this anytime and anywhere I want. The possibilities of this toy are truly endless.)
I presented the idea of a threesome to him. We've been a very vanilla couple, so his immediate reaction was one of protest. The idea of fucking a male sex toy's asshole led to a bit of a discussion. When we finally stopped talking, I ended up getting my way, naturally.
My eyes grew wide when I finally opened the USPS box. It looked like a twink; the balls were small and hard, the cock was slender, and there was absolutely no hair. After inspecting it, I washed it in the sink with antibacterial soap, not just to scrub off the sickeningly sweet smell of the powder dusted over the toy but to warm the material up so that it felt close to body temperature.
We positioned the sex toy on the bed, and I probed the asshole with lubed up fingers, getting it ready for my husband. I hurried myself and finally straddled the toy's cock.
I will not lie; it felt real. It actually felt like I was with another man, granted a less endowed man but a man nonetheless. Despite the asshole and cock being so close together, my husband proceeded to slide his dick into the asshole, and we began using the toy together. It was wild. It felt like we were fucking someone together; all that was missing was another mouth to lick us and another set of hands to caress us.
The difference between most realistic cocks I've tried is that they're either too floppy or too stiff. This felt like an actual erect penis; it both had flexibility and muscular cushion. The cock has an incredibly prominent corpus spongiosum (the thick tissue that runs the underside length of a penis), which left me wanting to believe this was real. Also, the base of the mold is phenomenally sturdy which makes the cock feel like it's connected to an actual person. The only part of the cock that was unrealistic was the head, which was bright pink and unnaturally small.
I am completely satisfied and not at all disappointed to say that this toy is the extent of how far we'll venture into the world of threesomes as a couple. While nothing can compare to the dynamic of including another person, this has come very close and has fulfilled any fantasies I've ever had about bisexual group play.
(Quick note: As far as solo play goes, wow! I have the mold positioned on my computer chair with the cock buried deep inside of me as I type this. The eight pound base is so sturdy and comfortable that it makes it possible for me to ride this anytime and anywhere I want. The possibilities of this toy are truly endless.)
Experience
Don't forget to cover the cock with a condom!!!
Follow-up commentary
7 months after original review
I want to add a little special something-something. This toy was a practice toy for me. My husband recently started asking me to include my fingers when I give him a blow job. I practiced my oral technique on the cock while learning how to involve my fingers on the balls and inside of the anus as well. It helped me to learn what was a comfortable position for my hands, my neck, and my body. When I finally showed the final product to my husband it was a great first experience for him. Personally, I love sticking my fingers inside holes... doesn't matter what holes they are, feeling some tight orifice wrapped tightly around my finger is a huge turn on. So as well as practicing how to stimulate my husband's anus on the toy, I can also penetrate the toy's ass with my hand while riding it's cock to help turn me on even more.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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What's in the package?
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I was lucky enough to score the Ultra realistic cock with ass when it went on clearance recently. I received it a few days ago though I haven't tried it out yet. But I do have a question for anyone else who has gotten this at some point... What exactly is supposed to come in the package with this?
There are two spots molded for a bottle of lube and the powder, and several reviews state that these items were with their toy. But my plastic package wasn't sealed completely and came with neither item. I did submit a support ticket about the "missing items", but it's not like I'm going to return the toy because of missing lube and powder nor am I sure what will/can be done about it (this is the first time I've done a support ticket so I'm unsure of the full process).
So, my question to those who've had this or perhaps gotten it recently due to the clearance... did you receive lube and/or powder in the package?
Thanks in advance! :)
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Is this compatible with silicone toys/lube?
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I'm a girl and I've discovered that I'm pretty highly interested in getting one of these to peg, which means that toys of varying materials would be used on it.
I was wondering, what materials are/aren't okay to use with this? Do you guys have any suggestions for a better product that's got both a cock and a fuckable ass? -
Quote: I'm a girl and I've discovered that I'm pretty highly interested in getting one of these to peg, which means that toys of varying materials would be used on it.Before you purchase this, you need to check out all of the reviews. I watched the video review and it appears that the cock isn't that great. It also has a very low safety rating of 1 which means that it will hold on to germs like none other. It would require a water-based toy cleaner.
I was wondering, what materials are/aren't okay to use with this? Do you guys have any suggestions for a better product that's got both a cock and a fuckable ass?
I'm fairly certain that other toys wouldn't be a good idea to use with this, but I'm not 100% sure. Hopefully another eden member can help you out with what materials should NOT be used together. -
While I don't think that silicone lube will damage the toy, silicone toys themselves my damage the material through application of friction.
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Great review! If you don't mind me asking, how do you and your partner clean inside the ass part of the toy after use? My partner and I are interested in using it the same way you described but we are concerned about cleaning the interior since the openings are so small on each end. Any advice?
I'll actually take the entire mold into the bathroom sink, I'll lube the cock and asshole up with antibacterial soap and scrub the interior and exterior with my fingers, I'll pry the asshole apart and hold it under the tap, moving my fingers inside of the canal to make sure all the soap is out of it. It actually works pretty well.
We cover the cock and my husband with a condom so we don't have to worry about cleaning body fluids, it's mostly just lube from the lubricated condoms or a bottle of lube that we're cleaning off of the toy.
Wat out of my affordability, but sounds like a lot of fun!
" I'll pry the asshole apart and hold it under the tap..."
LOL This line, when taken out of context, is absolutely hillarious!!
Sorry for the silly comment... I just couldn't resist. I really love your reviews, by the way...
Bye SD
Meowmix, it's definitely pricey- if it were made out of silicone... I could even imagine how much it would cost!
Nihilanth, I love silly comments and I'm glad I have a fan in you!
So, here's a question: how have you been storing this? Do you use the original packaging?
I do use the original packaging! It's a VERY thick plastic that protects the toy but unfortunately, does little for the smell. After a year and a half it still stinks-- but yep, the original packaging is still the best way to store this.
I am so jealous! I have wanted this forever!
Great review. I got mine today - having lil trouble getting use to it but its a fabulous looking toy. And love the feel. How do you fully dry in the ass? Need like a large pipe cleaner thingie to get excess water out.... lol.
Nice review
Great review, thanks!
thanks for the review!
You make me want this even more!!
thanks
I hadn't considered using this for a threesome. You just blew my mind.
great review, thanks!
I want this! I would use a different position for a "threesome" experience, personally... I'd love to be the middle!
Thanks for the review!