Mr. Big - traditional vibrator by JoyDivision - review by jedent

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Mr. Big

Traditional vibrator by JoyDivision

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If Cocks Had Sixpacks

Quite possibly one of the better toys to come through my door in recent memory, Mr. Big offers his big ripply abdominal muscle-like design for the benefit of all of those interested in fun, squirty G-Spot orgasms. Featuring whisper quiet vibrations and made from an ultra safe material and guaranteed to last, plus it comes with its own little bag! Sweet!
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Pros:
Interesting textures and ridges, whisper quiet, strong internal vibrations, guarantee, storage bag.
Cons:
None!
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

When I first opened the box from the mailman, my thought was "THIS THING IS HUGE!" Then I read the box and said, "Oh that explains it. Another fine product made in Germany."

This is a gigantic fucking vibrating dildo. This isn't something you'd use on your clit, this is more designed for deep, girthy fucking with powerfully felt vibrations. The texture and design is fabulous, and have I mentioned that it is enormous?
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Scentless, smooth, and very safe, Mr. Big is created with hypoallergenic, medical grade silicone. Silicone is fun to play with if you'd rather have a warm toy. In fact I loved how warm it was just right out of the box from being in the mail truck all day in the heat. You could also put this guy in some warm water for the same effect. Plus, JoyDivision offers a 5 year guarantee for the material its self so feel free to heat it up or cool it down as you wish. Mr. Big's silicone structure can handle it.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Big is big. How big? You're looking at an 8 1/2 incher (7 1/4 insertable) with a girthy 5 1/2 inch circumference. I had a little trouble with this toy at first, but should you find it necessary to use lube be sure to use water based ONLY. In fact, the toy even comes with a little sample packet in case you don't have any on hand.

The penis? It has a six pack. Think of the most muscled man you've ever seen, with a set of ripped abdominal muscles. That's what Mr. Big has. The ridges are on his top side, adding some fun textures for the G spot. And the vibrations? Though they don't seem very strong when holding the toy with your hand, watch out once you slip it in. I don't know how those Germans do it, but they make a whisper quiet ride with vibrations that are very powerfully felt internally.

However, I can't imagine many people getting off via vibration on their clit just because the vibrations don't seem to travel well in that sense, but that's not really what this toy was designed for.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

On the lowest setting I couldn't really feel very much. But once it was dialed up to high things got way fun. I'm actually pleased that the vibrations could be felt throughout the length of the toy rather than in just one area.

Noise level? Whisper quiet, whisper quiet, whisper freaking quiet. This thing is a clunker as far as size but if you had to keep things quiet this would be a great toy to use. As far as looks go though this thing is pretty serious business, and you won't fool anyone. It's a cock with a six pack.
    • Discreet sound

Care and Maintenance

Silicone rocks! Put this toy on the top rack of your dishwasher or boil it for three minutes to fully disinfect it. See also JoyDivision's 5 year material guarantee.

Always be sure to use water based lubricant for your silicone toys.


[Editor's Note: Eden and the reviewer were under the impression that these products were dishwasher safe and boilable. It has come to light through the manufacturer’s correction that they are not.]
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

Comes with its own little draw string storage bag! Woot!

Personal comments

Boyfriend was slightly jealous at first of Mr. Big's Bigness, but he got over it when I let him use it to make me squirt.
Follow-up commentary
After my glowing recommendations of this toy to a friend, she bought one. She didn't end up liking it as much as me because it was too difficult for her to insert, so she didn't really get to experience the whole "six pack" thing. Still a very cool toy though!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Sammi
    Heh - I love the six-pack on it
    Good review!
  • petite-n-sweet
    I love it! It looks like a Klingon penis =)
  • gone77
    I'm very interested in this because of its size, but the "six pack" design makes me giggle. Nice review.
  • Maxim
    Great review!
    I have verified that JoyDivision vibrators are not boilable/dishwasher safe, but they are splash-proof (water resistant). The properties on the product page have been corrected to reflect this.
  • Lady Venus
    great review! love the title!
  • SRose
    What an attractive shape. I am really liking what JoyDivision is putting out.
  • Love Buzz
    Would've been great if you really could put these through the dishwasher - great review
  • barrettbn2
    Great review
  • SMichelle
    Nice review.
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