Mr. Big - realistic dildo vibrator by JoyDivision - review by maskedpuppy

Mr. Big

Traditional vibrator by JoyDivision

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This toy is more than worth your money. It's big, satisfying, discreet in sound, and definitely delivers in orgasmic bliss.
Nearly silent, powerful, and satisfying
Huge and slightly unrealistic
Rating by reviewer:
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Wow...what a great vibrator. I've test-ridden more than a few in my time, and this one almost instantly rose to my favorite.

First of all, this toy is HUGE. Being fairly small in comparison to many girls, it was almost too big for me to take! When I first opened the package I was extremely intimidated. In fact, I just let it sit on the shelf for awhile in fear of using it; just looking at it gave me a thrill.

When I finally went to try it out, I used a ton of lube. Although the toy is made of soft silicone (the material that I LOVE), the texture and thickness mimics a real erect penis very well. In fact, it was just the kind of hardness I like my men to be! But luckily, the toy is just squishy enough for me to fit it inside and fully enjoy the slight ridges along the shaft. If you're looking for realism, those ridges might ruin the experience for you, but they're fun to play with and even more fun to ride.

The vibration was shockingly quiet for the amazing strength it displayed, both outside and inside. Although I'm not usually a huge fan of penetrative vibration, I really enjoyed this one, and even just sitting by itself it only gave the quiet hum of a fingernail running down a pair of jeans. I was amazed by the quiet of the vibes, and more than a little pleased. This toy definitely earned my trust.

The soft silicone of the toy had no smell or taste other than the lingering tang of cardboard, but after using some water-based lube I had on it I was surprised how well it worked with the toy. Of course it boiled to be perfectly clean again with zero scent or taste. I love silicone so much!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Mr. Big tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Quiet
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
Do you like this review?
  • Minxy
    Looks good. Thanks for the review.
  • Love Buzz
    What are the actual dimensions of this toy?
  • KrystalFayeO
    thanks for the review- it does look intimidating!
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