When I first opened the box from the mailman, my thought was "THIS THING IS HUGE!" Then I read the box and said, "Oh that explains it. Another fine product made in Germany."

This is a gigantic fucking vibrating dildo. This isn't something you'd use on your clit, this is more designed for deep, girthy fucking with powerfully felt vibrations. The texture and design is fabulous, and have I mentioned that it is enormous?

Scentless, smooth, and very safe, Mr. Big is created with hypoallergenic, medical grade silicone. Silicone is fun to play with if you'd rather have a warm toy. In fact I loved how warm it was just right out of the box from being in the mail truck all day in the heat. You could also put this guy in some warm water for the same effect. Plus, JoyDivision offers a 5 year guarantee for the material its self so feel free to heat it up or cool it down as you wish. Mr. Big's silicone structure can handle it.

Mr. Big is big. How big? You're looking at an 8 1/2 incher (7 1/4 insertable) with a girthy 5 1/2 inch circumference. I had a little trouble with this toy at first, but should you find it necessary to use lube be sure to use water based ONLY. In fact, the toy even comes with a little sample packet in case you don't have any on hand.

The penis? It has a six pack. Think of the most muscled man you've ever seen, with a set of ripped abdominal muscles. That's what Mr. Big has. The ridges are on his top side, adding some fun textures for the G spot. And the vibrations? Though they don't seem very strong when holding the toy with your hand, watch out once you slip it in. I don't know how those Germans do it, but they make a whisper quiet ride with vibrations that are very powerfully felt internally.

However, I can't imagine many people getting off via vibration on their clit just because the vibrations don't seem to travel well in that sense, but that's not really what this toy was designed for.

On the lowest setting I couldn't really feel very much. But once it was dialed up to high things got way fun. I'm actually pleased that the vibrations could be felt throughout the length of the toy rather than in just one area.

Noise level? Whisper quiet, whisper quiet, whisper freaking quiet. This thing is a clunker as far as size but if you had to keep things quiet this would be a great toy to use. As far as looks go though this thing is pretty serious business, and you won't fool anyone. It's a cock with a six pack.

Silicone rocks! Put this toy on the top rack of your dishwasher or boil it for three minutes to fully disinfect it. See also JoyDivision's 5 year material guarantee.

Always be sure to use water based lubricant for your silicone toys.


[Editor's Note: Eden and the reviewer were under the impression that these products were dishwasher safe and boilable. It has come to light through the manufacturer’s correction that they are not.]

Comes with its own little draw string storage bag! Woot!

Boyfriend was slightly jealous at first of Mr. Big's Bigness, but he got over it when I let him use it to make me squirt.