Wonderland - The mystical mushroom - clitoral vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Mizziness

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Not very mystical for me.

Sadly, the Mystical Mushroom did not show me the way to Wonderland. It might be perfect for someone else, but for this reader, it fell flat on pretty much every aspect.
Published:
Pros:
Small, cute, stylish
Cons:
Weak, poor controls, wasted surface
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I was very excited to see the Wonderland range of products hit the market. At first glance, they seem like the perfect little vibes - they're funky, colorful, stylish, and they seem to have a style for every need and taste. Even the packaging was just so classy... boxes that look like books! "Sweet," I thought, "I could really use a new clitoral vibrator and these are so freaking cute, one of them has to be the perfect match for me!" So, happily I purchased one - the Mystical Mushroom - and brought it home, bubbling over how every small detail was just so fantastic. I could not wait to try it out! And try it out immediately is what I did.

Unfortunately, I was left very disappointed and frustrated by my first attempt with this vibrator... and also with my second, third, and fourth attempts. After those, I just plain gave up.

Let me quickly specify that I am extremely picky and I have some very specific needs when it comes to clitoral vibrators... I need a functional, usable, strong vibrator that hits the spot. This toy, for me at least, was and did none of those things.

To start things off, this vibe was difficult for me to hold since I tend to be very wet, from either natural or synthetic lubricant, and my fingers were not able to find good purchase on the shaft. I found the gold ring to be distracting to the touch, and I'm not fond of the push-button control on the end (I think they would have gone a long way towards making me happier as a customer if the controls had been a dial, instead). I kept needing to stop my play to mess around with the controls... not conductive to orgasm. It was difficult for me to aim, too, because the head of the vibe looks more functional than it is. On my anatomy, there's a lot of wasted surface between the outer nub and the wide ring of the mushroom's flared head... the inner curve is just too extreme for me to make any contact with any of my happy-girly-parts. I can either touch my clit with the nub, or the ring, but never more than that at the same time. Very, very disappointing.

On top of that, I do not find this to be a 3-vroom toy at all. Not even close. Maybe 2 vrooms if you're in the middle of an earthquake. Maybe.

I even tried insertion (nope, it just felt weird) and using this toy with a partner to see if maybe he might like it (not really, it did an okay job of teasing him but it just couldn't compare to other toys in our arsenal).

The only praise I can really give this toy is for its modes. The modes are pretty nice and varied, but even so, they're not really ordered in any intuitive way so I found myself cycling through them over and over trying to find a specific one. More frustration.

The Mushroom is travel-friendly and easy to hide, yes, and it is still really freaking cute. And it does clean up pretty well. But other than those things? Complete waste of time and money for me. Cute and sassy only counts if the toy gets me off, too, and it just couldn't. Not even once.
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My Wonderland - The mystical mushroom tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Cute
    • Fun
    • Stylish
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  • Jenyana
    Jenyana  
    This was a lovely review to read and edit. Your writing style is fun and easy to follow, and you made very few mistakes... mostly the annoying little grammar ones that barely anyone gets right.

    For next time, I would suggest giving a bit more information on the dimensions of the toy and more information on the size, materials, and the care of the toy.
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Thanks for sharing
  • RedKyuubi
    RedKyuubi  
    Ty
  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    What a disappointing toy, thank you for sharing.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • petlove0311
    petlove0311  
    thanks
  • Bleu
    Bleu  
    Thanks for the review. It's cute, but I can see it being a disappointment.
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    too bad!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Thank you for the review.
  • ambowers85
    ambowers85  
    Glad to know this very important info! Great review.
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