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Teaser Not Pleaser

This Cal Exotics My Seahorse Teaser states on the package it’s an action packed, fun and flirty teaser that travels with you. I must say this bullet was pretty good, but the design of the sea horse killed the mood for me. The vibe itself was discreet. It's nice that it’s waterproof, excellent for beginners and great for those who are particularly sensitive.
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Pros:
Discreet Toy
Flexible Design
Removable Bullet
Cons:
Sea Horse Design
The Button Must be Held In
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Cal Exotics My Seahorse Teaser is intended to be a beautiful vibrator bullet for any of your sensual needs. I'm really glad it's 100% waterproof and can be enjoyed in the tub or shower. Also it's so small that it’s a good buy for beginners. Keep in mind this is a gentle toy. I'll definitely say it's not so sexy but can be used by anyone in a variety of settings as a couple or alone. The lovely pink color was pretty. You can use it for your sensual needs but it’s not for thrusting or deep penetration. I wouldn't consider it to be either buzzy or rumbly.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The material for this toy is plastic and TPE/TPR: a rubber polymer blend. The overall rating on Eden’s Material Safety Scale is that of a 6 from a 1-10. The texture is ribbed or nubbed all throughout the sea horse for added stimulation. I think it was very comfortable and I didn't notice any smell to it. I did not stick it in mouth for a tasting report but it’s supposed to have no taste either. The Seahorse is made of a food-grade material. It’s also hypo-allergenic, latex free and phthalates free.
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy’s unique design reflects a bullet with a seahorse covering over it. The seahorse is textured. There are two colors to choose from, which are pink and blue. The one I received is a very pretty pink color. It was ribbed but nothing too striking. The shape was completely comfortable and the size was even better which wasn't too big. It's also discreet and suitable for travel.

When it's on, it has a very light humming sound. The tail can be used to tease or hang on to something. It may or may not be long enough for your g-spot depending on your anatomy. It looks like the sleeve and bullet can come apart with a little bit of struggle. Although I wouldn't take it apart unless for the purpose of throwing away the sleeve which is what I'll be doing with this. I'm keeping the bullet for a different encounter.

The sizes are:
Circumference: 4 1/4”
Length: 5 1/4”
Diameter: 1 3/8”
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is not too noisy but the power is somewhat lacking for those of us who are not sensitive. The whole bullet part of the toy vibrates. This toy uses 1 triple AAA battery which is not provided with the toy. It’s kind of tricky when you put the battery on make sure to press firmly to have a good connection.

The button is a pain since you have to hold it down the whole time you want this toy to work. There is only one vibration setting on it. You can kick it or lick it, splash it around if you want since its waterproof.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

The plastic on this toy is non-porous. The TPE/TPR of this toy is less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone, so as the product page states you should use condoms if sharing. Any type of TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. Also, I wouldn't take it apart for cleaning purposes. There is no need to take out the bullet and clean separately since it does have a good seal on it.

You should wash them with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap. You may also use toy cleaners or toy wipes. As far as lubricants, either water-based or silicone-based are compatible.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is a plain clear plastic design. The toy may be confused for something else such as a house deodorizer or a kid’s toy. It can be continually stored in this plastic encasing or you can store in a Ziploc bag. This does not come with a set of instructions nor is it necessary.


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    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage

Experience

I’m not sure what to think of this toy. I didn’t like the sea horse design. As a matter of fact I don’t like any animal designs on my personal use toys. I don’t want to thrust a bunny, nor a weasel and definitely not a sea horse either.

I was glad it was 100% waterproof and gentle. I was also glad to use it in the shower as well as the bedroom but that’s about it. No perks here.
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