My seahorse teaser pink - g-spot rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by c0l3m4ntg4nn

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The Seahorse Teaser is a wonderful vibe for a beginner exploring their body or a pro looking for a compact powerful stimulator with pinpoint accuracy. Simple, discreet, and powerful, could you ask for a better travel companion?
Powerful compact vibe, informative packaging, waterproof.
Single speed, only one main feature.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The My Seahorse Teaser is a powerful little seahorse themed clitoral vibrator. It can however be used for outer anus stimulation but is not well-suited for penetration of any sort due to the harsh angles. It is compact and quiet, easy to use discreetly, and very ravel friendly.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The material is TPE, which is porous and cannot be boiled or the polymer blend will break down and soften, but instead should be washed with soap and warm water. Silicone and water lubes work great with this guy. You may not even need much lube as the most powerful area it the pinpoint nose. The vibe has no noticeable scent or taste which adds to its ability to be concealed. The bullet in the center is plastic and waterproof and it can be boiled separately.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The creature seems to be designed specifically to get the most power to the end of its nose. It certainly accomplishes that task! If held out, the 1/2 inch long nose vibrates out to triple its normal width. My wife orgasmed within 3 minutes, a record for our bedroom!

The seahorse does have a curved tail at the bottom but the vibrations are greatly diminished at that end. The tail also has a poor thickness to length ratio, which makes it flimsy and useless. The back of the horse is made up of a series of ridges that are smooth and carry a decent amount of power, but you won't even notice it after a moment with the nose.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

It is operated with a simple and easy to press waterproof button at the base, which activates the single silent setting. It's easy click-on/click-off system. The battery lasted longer than expected once I felt the power put out by this little guy. One triple A battery has lasted 2 hours of 15 minute sessions and is still as strong as the day we first turn her on. Another button to cycle through speeds would be a nice addition though.
    • Discreet sound
    • Long lasting power
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The bullet comes out with just a bit of wiggling, but stays in place until you are ready. Once it is out, the bullet portion can be boiled, but the seahorse CANNOT and must be washed with warm water and soap and should be since it is semi porous . The toy is not sticky so it rarely picks up dust. Silicone and water lubes are compatible with the toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The cute packaging with little seahorses and a wave of pink water contains product features, waterproof indication, and an unnecessary step by step picture guide to replacing the battery. Twist, pull, place, twist back.

Under the copyright, on the back, I was impressed to find the material of each part of the toy listed along with a water lube recommendation.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
    • Very informative
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Kim!
    This almost looks frightening in a way. Cute but menacing or something.
  • bzzingbee
    I think it's adorable! Wish it had more speeds and such. Thanks for the review!
  • bzzingbee
    I think it's adorable! Wish it had more speeds and such. Thanks for the review!
  • Carrie Ann
    I would recommend against boiling the bullet. The mechanics may not hold up to extreme temperatures.
  • c0l3m4ntg4nn
    good point! thnx
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Talena
    Thanks for the review..I think the seahorse part may throw me of tho.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the great review! I have a no face on my toys rule, so I may have to skip no matter how nice of a toy it seems.
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