My seahorse teaser pink - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Brandiewhy

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I'm gonna put a Seahorse where exactly?

Despite the seahorse being a creepy animal, the bullet part of this toy is a great addition to anyone's toy box. Its strong and small enough to be totally discreet.
The bullet is strong for being so small.
The seahorse is Creepy!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The "My Seahorse teaser" is a Seahorse shaped toy, with a 3 inch removable bullet vibrator in it. This toy is meant for teasing the clitoris and the nipples.

I personally think the Seahorse on this was a little off-putting, so I removed it. It just wasn't doing anything for me, and I found just using the bullet inside was much more satisfying.

The bullet itself is about 3 inches long, and has only one speed. Its push-button on/off switch is easy to use and convenient. The vibrations coming from this small bullet are actually pretty intense, I was pleasantly surprised.

Material / Texture

The material of the seahorse is TPE. Its very soft, pliable and smelly! I did not care for the smell or the texture of this part of the toy, and it was quickly discarded (I literally threw it away, it was too creepy!)

The material of the bullet is plastic. It is waterproof so its something that could be very fun to take into the bathtub!

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the seahorse part is of, a seahorse. Its just not my thing, and as you could see from above, i discarded that part. I was very turned off by the looks of it. I am not usually a fan of animal shaped vibrators, and this was no exception. When the toy first arrives, the bullet is inserted into the seahorse. Removing it is quite simple. Just fold up the bottom of the seahorse and wiggle the bullet until it comes out. Re-inserting it is simple, just push it back in.

The bullet on the other hand works amazingly well. It has the typical bullet shape, but its small. It only takes 1 AA battery. If you are traveling, I think its the perfect tag-along since its something you can put in your suitcase or travel bag that doesn't take up any room! I put mine in a plastic baggie, and put it in with my bathroom stuff.

The bullet is great for any level user of toys.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet of this toy is best for Clitoral stimulation and teasing your nipples. I works great for both. The push button on/off is at the end of the toy, and is really easy to push in. The only draw back I would see is if the toy got slippery, it would make it difficult to keep a hold of to push the button to turn it off or on.

The noise level of the bullet is minimal. I used it under a blanket in the same room as my husband and he couldn't hear it. Makes it perfect to use in a dorm style living situation.

This toy is waterproof, but I haven't taken it into the shower/bath yet.

Care and Maintenance

The seahorse part of this toy is TPE, which is not boil-able. A good soak in some warm soapy water, and a good rinse would be all that you would need to clean it. Same goes for the bullet.

The toy came in a clamshell packaging that would be perfect for storing it in.

Since I discarded the seahorse part of the toy I just keep the bullet in a plastic baggie in my toy box.

The best lube for this toy would be water based lube, although I wouldn't see a reason to use lube.
Follow-up commentary
Its still creepy, and I still can't bring myself to use it again. I have taken the little bullet out, and used that during sex for clitoral stimulation, which worked pretty good. As far as the seahorse... No Thank you!
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  • salaciousrex
    I get the creepy factor haha. Thanks for the review!
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