Groovies wave - traditional vibrator by Shaki Toys - review by buzz

Oh Wave, you have been such a good toy. Over the time that we have been together, I look back and think of the times we have shared. You would slide your luscious curves into the soft velvet folds of my womanhood and create luxurious waves of pleasure. These waves of pleasure rocketed through my entire body with your eight different functions. Your velvety PU coat felt wonderful in my wanting hands. Your phthalate-free ABS plastic make-up makes you compatible with not only my womanhood, but all of my love spots. You'd caress my nipples and buzz my clitoris. You couldn't go in my anus because your base wasn't flared, but I forgave you for this downfall. Your gem-encrusted base made you a royalty, and your friendliness with all lubricants (water, oil, and silicone) made you perfect.

You were amazing for me because I was new to your world and had little experience with toys of your kind. People with more experience wouldn't appreciate all you have to give. Nor would people in quiet living situations be able to use your noisy vibration settings the way that I could. They wouldn't understand that you were great in the bed, on the couch, in the kitchen, and even in the bathtub. Oh Wave, you were so perfect for a beginner like me.

Oh, the memories we have! Do you remember when we first met, and I took you out of your packaging? You had no smelly plastic scent to you at all! To touch you was so heavenly. Your amazing curves and velvety feel made simply holding you a pleasure. You must have thought I was crazy when I tasted you, but even your taste was nice and not bitter or plastic-y.

Your smooth body has no texture, but your waves are what make you what you are. They created pleasure and desire so deep in me that you had me begging for more. Even a more experienced user couldn't resist your voluptuous curves. I, a beginner myself, thoroughly enjoyed them and found them easy to use. Your jewels along your base further enhanced my pleasure by allowing me to better hold onto you when you became slick with my wetness or my lubricants.

Your design was well thought out and made for people with less experience. I loved your design and the jewels at the bottom. Your purple color hue, offset by the clear, pink, and purple gems, made you the most beautiful toy I'd ever seen. Every time I saw your curves, I wanted to stroke them, which led to me admiring your silkiness and smoothness. You surpassed each and every one of my expectations. Your size was no worry to me. Some people laughed at your 5.25 inches. But I only admired it. More experienced users couldn't appreciate your simplicity, but I could. Your simple curves, having a diameter of one inch at your widest and .75 inch at your smallest, gave you very little girth. People who need girth to get off wouldn't enjoy you. But I enjoyed you very much.

Your smallness was great for hiding and for traveling. Remember when we went to Texas and I tucked you into my purse? You were able to fit into the side pocket meant for small papers and knick-knacks. I was able to hide you so easily at home as well, tucked underneath my pillow. Sometimes you'd stay in my nightstand with your two AAA batteries taken out for safety, but most nights you stayed under my pillow.

To get your vibrations going, two AAA batteries had to be inserted plus-side down into your base.



Oh, your functions were amazing: eight different mind-boggling functions that could have anyone drooling. Switching through your patterns was so easy. With the push of the big black button on your base, it would start with the lowest setting (Teasing) and work its way up to the highest (Mixed Pattern). Your biggest downfall was that I had to run you through all of your settings in order to turn you off. In addition, your noise level was so terrible that if I held you near my ears for too long, it would give me a headache. Below are your different levels and a little bit about them.

1. Teasing
On this setting, you are slightly intense -- about two vrooms worth of vibrations. This setting was amazing for foreplay by rubbing you against my nipples and teasing myself.

2. Flutter
On this setting, you were a little bit more intense, with a bit of a rumble feel. At this level you were three vrooms. I enjoyed using this setting when rubbing your head against my clitoris, making me wet in anticipation of what was soon to come.

3. Buzz
Oh, Buzz level! This level was much stronger and had me thrusting you into my womanhood rapidly. Your noise was awfully high and slightly squeaky, but the sensations were too overwhelming to be bothered by such a nuisance. But your vroom was much higher than the others, making it up to four vrooms.

4. Rollercoaster
This setting was like taking you from Teasing to Flutter, over and over again. I would consider it a very basic rollercoaster. Either way, this was great for penetration and clitoral play.

5. Long Pulses
This setting was fairly similar to your Rollercoaster setting, in terms of intensity. However, it was like going up a steep slope, then quickly starting over again. It wasn't a nice and easy up-and-down motion, like the Rollercoaster setting. I wasn't as fond of this setting, but I would have best results during penetration or other play against love spots (just not with anal since it doesn't have a flared base).

6. Short Pulses
This setting was very similar to your Long Pulses. However, it didn't get up as high as Long Pulses. It started over much faster and the ups were much closer to each other.

7. Intense Buzz
This setting was very much like Buzz, but slightly more intense. Though not enough to earn an extra vroom, it was noticeable. Your vibrations at this level are very deep and give off a lot of after waves that could potentially numb a hand if held still.

8. Mixed Pattern
This pattern was, by far, your best. It was a random mix of all previous settings that changed every five to ten seconds. This setting was the ultimate setting and created the best sensations during penetration.

Your vibrations are located deep inside, not pinpointing any one area. Your best function was during penetration use. Since your vibrations weren't pinpointed in any spot, it made clitoral and other love spot play not as great. However, using you in the tub was perfect. Your waterproof feature makes you great for beginners and intermediate users. Your O-ring was in place, but I always had to be cautious to make sure no damage was done to it or else I wouldn't have been able to use you in the water.

Cleaning you was always such a breeze since your plastic make-up is non-porous. I would just wash you with warm water and soap and then dry you off so you wouldn't get my pillow wet. You were very easy to clean since you are so smooth with your velvety PU coat, and your waves are long and have no ridges or tight spots/creases to clean out. When you were stored in my nightstand, I would take your batteries out to help prevent corrosion.

You are phthalate-free ABS plastic and compatible with all lubricants, such as oil, water, and silicone-based. This was great for me because I don't have many lubes already, so the ones that I already owned worked fine with you. And, if I planned on getting more, I wouldn't have to worry about making sure you were okay with them because you can take any.

You were packaged with a blue piece of cardboard and plastic that attached you to it. Below are the front and back of the cardboard piece. It's fairly self-explanatory what it looks like in the pictures. One key thing to note is that you didn't come with batteries.

Now, as I write about you, all I can remember are good times that we have had together -- and good times I am sure we will have in the future.

I have had problems where the toy won't work at all. I'm not really sure what brings this on and how to make it stop. Taking out the batteries seems to help sometimes, but not always. The problem is that when you press the button, it will start vibrating and then suddenly stop. If you press the button again, it does the same thing, but stays on for less time the second time and so on. This can be very frustrating, especially for new users who aren't sure of toys in the first place.