Fuck me silly mega masturbator - realistic vagina discontinued by Pipedream - review by TheHardOne

Obviously, the big draw for this toy is it size. The pictures on Eden Fantasys don't do it justice since you can't compare it to anything. I have attached a bunch of pictures so you can see its actual size. The first thing I noticed when I pulled it out of the box was how smooth and realistic the ass felt to the touch. I would say it is even smoother and softer than a real woman’s ass. It is more comparable to a baby’s skin. The first time I tried to used it, I didn't know where to start. Since it is over 20 pounds, you can't just hold it in your hands like other masturbaters. It has a few natural positions that you can set it up in.



The holes aren't nearly as tight as other hand-held masterbaters. With the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator, it is a good thing that the holes aren’t tight because I found it hard to get it setup at a good penetration angle. Given its size, it dosen't move much when you are using it, so it is important to get it setup in a good position before you start. It works best to set it up with the hole pointing upward a little bit. ] The best way to do this is by placing it on a wedge. I also noticed that there isn't much texture inside either hole. This makes it quieter than your typical hand-held masturbator.



A few things to consider before you buy this item is storage, cleaning, and upkeep. It's doesn’t come with much cleaner, so you may want to buy some more with it. I tried to clean it in my kitchen sink, but it was too big, so I had to clean it in the shower. If you live with kids, parents or roommates, you should consider where you are going to store this toy before buying. As you will see in the photos, it is too large to store under a bed or in a drawer. I would consider getting a plastic storage box for this toy. One thing you should not do is put it back in the plastic bag that it is shipped in for two reasons:

- As with all U3R toys, it comes with a funny smell that fades after time. The Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is made mostly out of U3R so it's smell is proportionately stronger. Keeping in the original plastic bag prevents that smell from fading with time.

-Putting it back in the bag, after using lube or cleaner, may cause the outer layer of skin to peel. See below. As you can see from the photo above (left side), the skin was peeling when I opened the toy, but the peels got bigger after the first few uses.



The extras:

It comes with a small bottle of cleaner and lube. These sample bottles are each 1oz and will only last a few uses. So you may want to plan to get some more of each when you get this toy.

You also get a full length porn DVD. I got “Teens With Tits 3” from Diabolic Digital, but I expect they have several different DVD they give out since that title was not listed on the packing. It is a good thing they were giving the DVD away for free, it is not worth spending a dime on. None of the actress's are hot and none could even pass for teen's.

The extra that I liked the most is a 3 gram sample of Pipedream's Fanta Flesh Revive powder. Fanta Flesh is a baby powder you can apply to all parts of the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. The powder makes the U3R skin feel very soft and smooth. It really works great on any U3R toy. After some time and use, the U3R starts feeling like rubber again. The Fanta Flesh Revive powder makes it feel baby soft and smooth. I have used about half of what was provided. The bad news here is that Eden Fantasy doesn’t carry Fanta Flesh Revive from Pipedream. After some searching, I found other adult toy stores that carry the Pipedream Extreme Fanta Flesh Care Kit that includes the Fanta Flesh Revive powder. The Pipedream Extreme Fanta Flesh Care Kit also includes the Pipedream recommended cleaner and lube. I plan to file a product suggestion to have Eden Fantasy carry the kit.

The box has some pictures for positions that the toy can be used in. My favorite is with the ass on the top and pussy on the bottom. This seems to give me the best penetration angle. Depending on the way you setup this toy for use, the hole point straight in. I prefer to put a vibrating bullet in the toys ass. With the size and weight of this toy, your average bullet is going to only create a little vibration. I may get a more powerful bullet to get a better sensation from this toy. I am also looking to get a second wireless bullet for use in the cleaning hole.

The good news is that the peeling has stopped. After using the Fanta Flesh Revive, I have been able to smooth out those bumps. Unfortunately I still can't find Fanta Flesh Revive on Eden Fantasys. A small tear has developed inside between the two insertion points. It doesn’t have much of an effect on its use. The lips have separated a little bit from the rest of the toy. Currently my favorite way to use it is to warm it up by cleaning it in warm water before use. Warming it up creates a more realistic feeling. I still think it is a good value for the money if you get it on sale.