Glow stroker pierced pussy - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by Britt&Daniel

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Glow in the Dark pussy

Great stroker for all occasions, especially if you and some friends are feeling like running a train and the booty calls aren't going for that. Hey, it's always more fun when your boys can get some.
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Pros:
it glows in the dark
Cons:
too small
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
My favorite feature of this toy is the glow in the dark texture and the pierced clit. Although, it glows as much as a dollar tree glowing star, and the ring is a cheaply made one. This stroker isn't very good for stimulation, being it's only 5 inch's long, but says it fits up to any size.

Really, the only use it has is being a gag gift for my friends. This stroker is very firm and rubbery feeling being it's made of plastic and TPR. It's Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free. Although, it is easy to clean; all you need is warm water and soap or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol.

You should only use water/silicone and oil-based lubes. This stroker is clear with a green inner liner. The clear part is smooth while the inside of the vagina, the inner green lining, is nubbed to add intense stimulation. It also looks just like a real vagina, but it's clear so you can't see it very well.

-MALE POINT OF VIEW-

I have become quite accustomed (if not addicted) to getting drunk every night and pouring melted vanilla frosting all over my dick and then thrusting my cock into that glow in the dark stroker in the dark. It looks really cool when you look at it in the dark with your penis in it covered in vanilla frosting...trust me.

Another really fun thing to do is to wine and dine your glow in the dark stroker. It's not as absurd as it sounds. Make your stroker feel special, like it's the only stroker for you (even though we know that's not true) and then when it is feeling really romantic and unique, take it to red lobster, get a booth, have a beautiful dinner, and then fuck it in the parking lot in the backseat of your car. Ah, just like old times.

Also, don't be afraid to introduce your glow in the dark stroker to your friends. They want to be a part of the group too. Your glow in the dark stroker does NOT appreciate it when you spend all night getting drunk with your friends while it is in the top drawer and then it only gets pulled out to get ravaged and put back away.

Your friends are now its friends...
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  • Jimbo Jones
    I know you're joking throughout the review, but this really isn't something that should be shared without protection. It really doesn't seem like that great of a sleeve even though the male point of view kind of makes it sound that way. Sorry, I just didn't appreciate it very much.
  • Melissa Smith
    Hmm..
  • Eucaly
    Thanks for the review!
  • faust
    nice review
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