Big-ass vibrating pussy - realistic vagina by Pipedream - review by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin

The Big-Ass vibrating Pussy is a realistic vagina that is made specifically to simulate intercourse in the missionary position. This toy is a whopping four and half pounds of incredibly detailed fleshy fun. Everything that is needed for your date with this gal is included: a sample lube, a toy cleaner to help clean up, and some powder to help restore the toy to its flesh like feel.

The Big-Ass vibrating Pussy is made from a material known as Fanta Flesh. Fanta Flesh is Pipedream's equivalent of Cyberskin. Fanta Flesh is soft and, as advertised, feels like real flesh. Fanta Flesh is a porous material and cannot be fully sterilized; therefore, you should use a condom with this toy, especially if you are planning to share it.

You should only use water-based lubricants with this toy. Other lubricants such as silicone and petroleum based oils will cause damage to the material.

This toy is scent free, which is a huge bonus when compared to other similar toys.

The Big-Ass vibrating Pussy is situated so that it can be penetrated from a missionary position. The vaginal tunnel merges with the anal tunnel about an inch in. Both tunnels feature the same kind of internal texture, which is none. The inside of the love tunnel is neither ribbed nor nubbed. The entrance to the vagina is open and is very easy to enter, which is a huge plus: so many “realistic” molds have an entrance the size of a pin head. The anus is a little more difficult to enter and may take a generous amount of lube (lucky for you there is a nice sample bottle included!) and some patience.

The exterior of the toy is incredibly life like, and the detail is extraordinary. Unfortunately the paint that really brings out that detail wears off fairly quickly, and may wear off when you pre-wash this before the first use.

While there is no internal texture within the toy’s two love chambers, the toy still provides good sensations: a bit mild, but good nonetheless. Those who prefer less stimulation will love the feeling. One bonus for larger men or men who find themselves popping out the other end of similar toys - you should not have this problem: the toy is quite long. This toy will accommodate men of all sizes.

Unfortunately, the included egg style vibe is completely useless for this toy. The small opening on the reverse side of this toy that was meant for a vibe was made way too small, and the vibe just falls out, rendering the vibrating feature nonexistent.

The ingredients to the included lube are as follows:
Aloe Vera
Nettle Extract
Rosemary Extract
Balm mint Extract
Ginseng Extract
Water
Glycerine
Hydroxyethyl
Ethylcellulose
Diazolidinyl Urea
Carbopol
Sodium Benzoate
Methlyparaben
PEG 6-32
Triethanolamine
Nonylphenol
Citric Acid

The included vibe is your standard run of the mill egg style vibe. The settings are very easy to use. The speed dial is on the side, allowing you to customize the speed to your liking. Unfortunately this egg, while not a bad vibe, is really not made for this toy. The egg is not overly loud, so if you decide to use it you should not have to worry about waking the neighbors.

To clean this you can use your favorite sex toy cleaner, or you can use a mild anti-bacterial soap and warm water. Due to its size there is more surface to wash; make sure you get as much of it cleaned as possible inside and out. Once you're finished cleaning, you can set this out to dry or you can towel dry it. Just make sure it is fully dry before you put this away for storage or else mold can form. You may also want to apply a light coating of cornstarch (not Talc or baby powder which may present some health issues): this will restore the flesh like feel and will extend the life of your toy.

There is nothing subtle about the packaging, which is a good thing. The warm colors on a white background really made this stand out, and will really draw the eye when placed on a shelf. The box itself is good for storage. Just put the toy in a big zip lock bag and put it back in the box and store in a cool dark place.

This is an average realistic ass and vagina. There was an issue with anus not being a functional hole; this was due to the material bonding to itself. This was a simple fix, I just had to find the entrance through the tunnel and force my finger through it to make the entrance open again.

This can be a little awkward to use at times due to the positioning. This toy is meant to simulate the missionary position. Finding the right height to place this toy can be difficult. It is much easier to just use the toy as a stroker, but the size and weight of the toy can make this tiresome.

The vibrating feature is impractical with the way that this is designed. Perhaps a smaller vibe would help, but the easier solution would be to make a larger vibe hole. Why the designer could not see this easy to spot problem is beyond me, and just seems careless: not something that is easily excusable when you are shelling out over one hundred dollars.

While this is certainly not the best, it is far from the worst and ranks around average. I am giving this a three star rating. There are less pricey alternatives that provide better sensations.