Lex steele penis extension kit by Topco Sales - review by jedent

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His Penis Said No

If you want to be fucked with a nice, hard, thick and bulging cock by your boyfriend whose cock does not meet the above criteria, just have him use a strap on. The concept of this kit is clever and all, but it's just too much more work than it's worth. Enter if you dare, and if you do, expect awkwardness. Ye be warned.
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Pros:
None
Cons:
Too difficult to use, painful, awkward, material
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
This is a penis extension kit that works by using prosthetic penis tips to fill the large hollow shaft of Lex Steele's molded penis. It comes with three different sized shallow tips that are put over the head of your man's penis, and then the flexible sleeve (complete from shaft to head) is stretched over your man's penis with the tip that is over his head aligned perfectly and pushed tightly and snug all the way into it.

Sounds complicated? Oh it is, friend. It is. And we found that it was more trouble than it was worth.

So the intended use here is if you want to get fucked by Lex Steel's gigantic cock. Great. I'm all for that. But instead of using a dildo, or perhaps you could use this product on an existing dildo that you want to transform, it can be used as a prosthetic on a real live man. Say your man isn't big enough, or you like the idea of getting fucked with another cock, or perhaps role playing or something that involves being fucked with a penis you're not used to, but sticking with someone you know. So you get this kit, you hook it up and you're set.

Trouble is, it's a bitch to set up.

Most importantly, because the Cyberskin material is very porous and difficult to clean, you must wear a condom, so my boyfriend did. The box comes with three different sized tips that are meant to fill the empty space of the sleeve. My boyfriend used the medium sized tip, as opposed to the longest tip which is made for shorter penises and the shortest which is made for longest. He said it felt awkward, and this is where we learned that this is a two person job because he had to hold the tip on while I stretched the shaft piece over and onto his cock.

And this is when he lost his erection.

Boyfriend does not have any usual erection issues for the most part, and when I stopped to give him head to get it back up again his penis responded well. So once he was hard again, which he was very quickly, we attempted to put the sleeve on again. This required a lot of water based lube, by the way, both on his penis and inside the shaft.

Once again he lost his erection, and I had to help him out to get it hard a second time. I asked him why he kept going limp and he said that it was very uncomfortable to wear and it was awkward and his dick "wasn't happy about it." He said it wasn't something he could control.

Third time's a charm and we got the whole thing on. The tip he was wearing inside the shaft looked like a big bulgy lump instead of a smooth hard shaft like you'd maybe expect--although at this point I wasn't sure what to expect as this whole fiasco was getting ridiculous.

And truth be told, I wasn't into this. It looked weird. I could tell that Boyfriend was uncomfortable and sad. But we decided to try to test the toy properly anyway for science and exploration.

Just as he went to enter me, he shrunk inside the toy, and well...yeah that was the end of that. And to be honest, I didn't want that big old awkward thing in me anyway because it was just TOO big and also very lumpy and weird.

This isn't to say that we have a problem with Lex Steele or his penis, in fact he has a very nice penis and this is actually a really neat concept. But here's the thing: I've had my boyfriend fuck me with dildos before, but if I wanted to feel him thrusting into me with his body instead of his hand, I'd prefer that he use a strap on. This device is clever but way too impractical to use. Boyfriend says it's much too uncomfortable both physically and mentally, and it isn't very visually appealing either.

We ended up throwing the toy in the trash, but should you keep yours around you'll want to use it with condoms and wash it before and after every use with warm water and antibacterial soap. Dust it with cornstarch once dry and keep it stored in a cool dark place in its own bag.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Maiden
    Sorry this didn't work out for you!
  • Lady Venus
    Sorry this didn't work for you. great review!
  • B8trDude
    Sorry this didn't work but a talking penis? That's amazing!
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Too bad it didn't work, it really is a clever idea! ^^ good review
  • Love Buzz
    Great concept, but I guess bad execution by the makers, really great review
  • Phoenix713
    Sorry it didn't work for you!
  • LittleBird
    Very useful review. Thank you!
  • Kdlips
    Thanks for the review
  • Mikemanz
    eek! this is scary
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