Lex steele penis extension kit by Topco Sales - review by byteme97

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This is the best extension I've seen... of my patience...

Spend your money on a 12 pack of your favorite condom and wear them all at once for the same effect.
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Pros:
Adds girth, improves manual dexterity
Cons:
Cumbersome, ineffective, once trimmed one can not add length back on
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
Extensions. I am coming to the conclusion that they are as plausible a helper in the sexual world, as pills, creams, and all the other so called "answers" for the age old size doesn't matter claim.

I will give it a nod for being at least a less porous Cyberskin than I am use to seeing, but i am struggling to find any other good points. I will instead give it a technical review and follow with it's typical downfalls.

This is a penis extension kit. It includes one Cyberskin sleeve approximately 9" in length with molded head at one end and an open end at the other. It will add a little less than the described 1/2" of girth as the walls are a little less than 1/4" in thickness. Also included are three inserts. The inserts are approximately 3", 3 1/2", and 4". they are a more rigid rubber material.

Now for the application. Best results are achieved by rolling the sleeve to about 1" from fully inverted. Than add which ever extension you choose by inserting it into the head of the sleeve, and of course you have to line up the defined head shapes as to avoid an odd fit. Now, while fully erect, you need to press the head of your penis firmly into the bottom of the insert and roll the sleeve down over the shaft. This will need to be done without lube as to avoid sliding out of the sleeve. Once this is completed, and it isn't as easy as it sounds, you will likely be left with some amount of extra sleeve. From here remove the whole assemble and trim it to length at the open end. This involves using a sharp pair of scissors or utility knife on a device which looks like a penis and will be near your penis, this is mentally disturbing to a degree.

Once this is all accomplished you are now 3-4" longer and about 1/2" thicker, and in my case no longer Caucasian. That last statement assumes a full erection maintained for the refit(s). From there you can enjoy the fact that you are now only slightly aware of any sensation along the shaft and none at the tip since it is now completely shielded from contact with all by the insert. The end result is a huge limp penis for all your intimate pleasures.

It would likely be easier to Lex on the phone, and have him come and pleasure your significant other than to use this. And probably less nerve racking.

As usual I will think outside the box a bit and say if you need to add girth to an existing dong or vibe this might do the trick but otherwise, worthless.
Follow-up commentary
After a couple more tries, it has begun to split up the side (the result of not making an absolutely perfect cut for length) and has been listed KIA.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Lex steele penis extension kit tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Not at all for anyone at all
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • No where
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Patience challenging
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  • Penguin
    LMAO...I like his shades.
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Hey, it's Morpheus!
  • Danielle1220
    Nice review!
  • Airen Wolf
    I was just thinking "Gosh I wish one of my guys would slap on 12 condoms and screw me....NOT!!!" This sounds perfectly awful and weirdly thought out. Not even the Matrix could make me desire to try this.
  • Eucaly
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jon S
    thanks
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