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If this is a future pussy, I dont like the future...

If this is a futurotic pussy, than either the creators of this toy have it wrong, or the future is really REALLY gonna suck. This toy was not worth it for me because it gives no feeling except a little bit of pressure. I would give this 0 stars if I could.
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Pros:
Tiny bottle of free powder.
Cons:
Appearance, No internal texture, Bad smell.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I was mortified by how bad this pussy was. There is no feeling what-so-ever that are gained from this. It actually pushed me out of inside it despite the large amount of lube I used. The pussy is basically a tube of Futurotic (aka UR3/Cyberskin) material. There are no ridges, bumps, nubs, or even any changes in width throughout the entire thing. I was very disappointed with this toy because of the lack of any texture, bad smell, and very poor appearance.

The toy comes in a plastic bag inside the advertised box. The only difference between the box advertised and the box you will receive is the leaf that covers Jana's pussy. There is no leaf over her twat, snatch, pussy, va-jay-jay, etc. on the box you receive. I know it is required to be covered since this is a website, but that is a little perk of buying this. One of the only perks... Alongside that, you also receive a very small bottle of powder that is manufactured in one country, packed in another country, and assembled in a third country. This powder helps to preserve the "realistic" feel of the toy. I personally think that the powder is the only reason this toy costs so much. If they didn't have to ship that little bottle all over the world, they probably could sell this toy for a lot cheaper. I would rather use this on one of my other pocket pussies though because I liked them a lot better than this one.

The appearance of this toy wasn't the greatest at all. If you have ever seen a dried peach in trail mix, then you've seen what this toy looks like; color and texture. The large, round "ball" around the opening of this toy is awkward to hold, but it gets easier with experience. Finally, we can't forget the smell. I opened the bag for this toy and I almost gagged. I'm not sure how to explain the smell, but it's very strong.
Follow-up commentary
I have found the perfect example of what this toy feels like. Imagine yourself, as a man, wearing an ULTRA-thick condom. Ok? Now, imagine having sex with a woman who is wearing an ultra-thick vaginal sheath (I think that is what they are called, but I have been known to be wrong!) and you need to use half a bottle of lube to even move around. Doesn't sound like fun, does it?
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Jana's futurotic pussy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    These type just look weird, sorry it was a bust.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    I agree with Dwtim. I have never thought this type looked appealing. Sometimes you can judge by looks lol.
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Wow sounds like this one is just totally awful. Sorry it didn't work out for you!
  • Muddog7998
    Muddog7998  
    well I knew it looked funny, but I figured that there had to be something good from just the price...

    @airen wolf, its ok. I have better ones
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Glad you have better ones! Hope your next one is great.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    I'm glad you had something to say with your follow-up, but it's recommended you wait at least two months after you post your review to post the follow-up. The follow-up is supposed to let us know if the toy held up over time and use.
  • Muddog7998
    Muddog7998  
    ah.. I thought it had to be done before two months... lol. well, I'll edit it when the time comes
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    You can do follow ups years later
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    No texture? That sounds really boring.
  • Muddog7998
    Muddog7998  
    it was D:
  • anon12
    anon12  
    not buying
  • locomotion
    locomotion  
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • babycakess
    babycakess  
    Thanks for the review. Looking for some new toys for the hubby. This one might not be it!
  • Archery
    Archery  
    Thanks for this review
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