Jana's futurotic pussy - pocket pussie by Cal Exotics - review by shotjuan

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I need to change the future!

I am going to write to the future that they better have better pussy than this by then. This is Probably the worst toy I have owned to date. I do like the length and tightness of it, but it smells awful and provides zero stimulation.
Bad Smell
No Texture Inside
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Jana's Futurotic Pussy, which I am simply going to refer to as Jana for the rest of this review, is a hand held male masturbator made by Cal Exotics. To use Jana, all you have to do is lube up your penis put a small amount of lube just inside the insertion hole, stick it in her then get to stroking. Even better, the narrow tunnel and wide base allows you to find something maybe like this to mount Jana in:

Not that anyone would of course.

Material / Texture

Made out of Futurotic, Jana is stretchy and soft to feel like real skin. She feels really smooth to touch when lubricant is added. The entry hole is quite tight, however there is nothing inside to stimulate your penis besides the squeeze of the pure tightness.

Jana smells horrible. This is by far my worst smelling toy. After using it my hands had this smell like I had been doing oil changes on cars all day. I even had to scrub my hands to get rid of the smell. If you work in an automotive shop or have smelled someone who has or does you know what I mean. Needless to say, I had no desire to taste Jana.

After only a couple uses the lips lose their color which is typical of any similar toy:

    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Overall I liked the general concept of Jana. While most similar toys are relatively uniform in design, this one is different. The length and stretchiness will accommodate most guys in both length and girth, even those well over 7 inches in length. The wide base allows the user to just grab it and let the toy do the rest of the work. Jana really deserves 2 stars, but I'm giving her 3 only because of her length. This is the first male masturbator I've owned to date that I did not poke out the backside.

The design could definitely be improved upon though. It requires way to much lube. The exit hole is more narrow than the rest of the tunnel, but even when using the minimal amount of lube it still gets pushed through it.

    • Ergonomic
    • Tight fitting
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

Do not f*#k Jana with silicone lube. She does not like it and even if she did Futurotic recommends against it. This material is only rated 2 on the material safety scale, so don't share her with your friends. If you are that sharing of a person, make them wear a condom! It is recommended to clean Jana with toy cleaner or mild soap and warm water.

I store Jana in my toy drawer sealed in a gallon seal-able plastic bag. Make sure you keep the bag sealed. Jana smells like a grease monkey, and a 20 minute shower doesn't help her.


Jana comes in a package with a completely naked woman squatting and a closeup of the masturbator in front of her. There is also the cheesy tagline "Slip Into My Tight and Slippery Snatch" on the front of the package. There is also another first person description on the back of the packaging with Jana briefly describing what she's made out of and what she's going to do to you. The side of the packaging contains the word "Masturbator" translated into six different languages with the flag of each country next to it just in case the individual considering purchasing Jana is not sure what it is. These packaging details are similar to most male masturbators made by Cal Exotics.

The packaging measures at 8 1/2" in height and another 3" to the hanging flap, 4 1/2" in width, and is 3" in depth.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I have to add that I laughed at the small bottle of powder. It says "Futurotic Maintenance Powder" on it. It's seriously nothing more than corn starch. What's worse is it's corn starch that is made in Switzerland, bottled in Hong Kong, and assembled in China.


I did honestly enjoy Jana, but there are so many other toys out there that are better. I loved the fact that while I'm over 7 inches in length, I did not pop out of Jana due to the length and stretchiness of her. She smells really bad though. UR3 toys have a smell I don't particularly care for, but definitely not as overpowering as Jana. I was disappointed with the moderate work it takes to get my dick inside of Jana and the unrewarding lack of sensation and less than stellar orgasm she gave me. I will not play with her very often.
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