The blonde starlet "my perfect pussy" - pocket pussie by Cal Exotics - review by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin

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Like someone throwing Tequila in your eye!

Looking at some of the pictures on the box, this looks to be a fun toy, but in reality it is not. The vagina part of this toy is useless at best and gets in the way at worst. The sleeve is paper-thin and can even be folded as such, while the sleeve does not feel bad, it does not feel great, but would have benefited by being a standalone masturbation aid, rather than having a bulky and somewhat ugly head attached to it that just gets in the way.
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Pros:
Decent bullet included.
Cons:
Powerful smell, useless aesthetics and horrid design!
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The best way to use this stroker is to press the vagina as far down the shaft and then ignore it. You then use the paper-thin and nubbed sleeve to stroke at your leisure. You can use this with a partner for some couples play by having your partner use the toy to stroke you.

Material / Texture

The perfect pussy is made from the material “PureSkin”, and as the name sounds it is specially created with a blend of special compounds to create a realistic fleshy feel.

Due to the porosity of the material, this toy can not be sterilized completely, so it is strongly advised that a condom is used each and every time this toy is used, it is also advised that the toy should be washed before and after each use. This toy should not be shared unless a condom was used by both parties.

The paint that is used on the vagina will wash off or wear off fairly easy; in fact most of it may be gone by the end of the first use.

Due to the powerful sweet smell of the toy, this may not be as travel friendly as others, you can smell this through the box, and I would not rule out being able to smell this in luggage.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Contrary to the front cover which looks like a solid tube/tunnel that extends from the vagina, it is just simply a sleeve, only marginally thicker than construction paper. This, at least for me, is the biggest fault with the toy. The paper-thin sleeve is studded with hundreds of nubs on the inside, and is texture-less on the outside (so no help for slippery hands).

The head (the vagina) is so heavy and bulky that it is more of an encumbrance and adds nothing good to the design. The bulky head only detracts as it gets in the way. The head is not just awkward to hold but is fairly heavy adding to the annoyance. There basically no texture in the half inch entrance (not that it really would make much of a difference). Once you enter the super tight entrance its like you are swimming in the ocean (and that’s not a good thing).

Care and Maintenance

The cleaning and maintaining of this toy is very simple. Just use anti-bacterial soap and water and leave out to dry. You can also towel dry, just make sure that the toy is completely dry before storing this toy away to avoid mold from forming.

A light powdering with cornstarch will greatly prolong the life of this toy or any toy made from the same material.

Packaging

The perfect pussy comes in a standard cardboard box and is wrapped in a plastic baggy. The design is also pretty standard and features a mostly yellow and golden background (Which admittedly looks good) with a blonde and beautiful woman in the foreground (looking gorgeous). Also in the fore ground is a picture of what the product is supposed to look like (but doesn’t), and a picture of the vibe.

The packaging does look very good even if it is pretty basic and standard for California Exotics. I do have issue with the picture of the product on the cover; it makes the sleeve look a little more solid than it really is.

Personal comments

As stated earlier I found the bulky vagina to be a hindrance than anything else. This toy itself just seems so poorly designed. Where was the testing? Forget that question, who was the person who designed this? I really have no clue how they felt this could be enjoyable, even the box designer had to lie to make it look good.

As I stated earlier once you enter the toy there and go about a half inch it drops off so to speak into the sleeve. If you try to keep the vagina moving with the sleeve and hand then you will just be in for a major disappointed. The best thing to go is press the vagina all the way down and just stroke with the sleeve, or better off just… No I suppose it is not proper for me to suggest ripping of the vagina part (I bet ya never read a sentence like that in a review before!).

If there is a saving grace with this toy, then it would have to be the bullet. The bullet functions very well at least when it is not used in conjunction with this toy. The bullet is very basic but features multiple speeds that are easy to adjust. You turn a wheel that turns up the intensity of the vibrations.

This is most definitely a pass; I am giving this a one star rating.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • ToyGurl
    Thanks for an honest review! I'm sorry this one wasn't good enough. It does look like it has an awful design. I'm a girl and I can tell that!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Isn't it lame when they can't figure out that a masturbation sleeve is just horrible? I'll make sure to stay away. Thanks for taking one for the team, Viktor. Great review!
  • ToyTimeTim
    I have one similar and wondered the same thing! What is going through the designers head when they make them like this? This one does not even look appealing.
  • Ivy Wilde
    Ugh! Sounds like a horrible toy. Thanks for the review.
  • B8trDude
    This sounds like a real waste and something to be avoided. The thinness of the sleeve's walls seems to be a really bad design decision. Great review!
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