The blonde starlet "my perfect pussy" - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by CantankerousUnagi

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Mediocre pocket, awesome vibe

Too loose for average and even above average guys. Cost effective if you're in the market for something slightly more durable than other toys.
Cost Effective, decent vibe, pretty
not tight enough
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
"To begin with" (as the Almost Famous line goes) I constantly find myself questioning the logic behind making every pocket pussy or realskin type toy smell strongly of sweet tarts and cheap candy. The scenting of toys tends to pull one out of the moment and ruin the mood.

This pocket pussy is quite realistic looking. The labia major and minora are rather beautifully sculpted and painted. If it were socially acceptable to display disembodied vagina's on one's mantlepiece without being arrested, this one would certainly be neatly displayed about our fireplace.

That being said, I was remarkably unimpressed with the sleeve quality of this toy. It comes with an EF egg vibe that turned out to be the best part of this toy. The pocket pussy is thick enough that they had enough room to conceal the egg vibe. Theoretically, the vibrations from the vibe should emit through the pocket pussy and into the sleeve. The first two inches of the toy are tight enough, but the actual sleeve was rather disappointing. Now, I'm not going to sit and brag, but when it comes to cock size, I'm not exactly toting around a bendy straw. Suffice to say, a deficiency in size has never been a complaint of mine. Regardless, when using this toy, the phrase "Hot dog down a hallway" was what came to mind. The sleeve part of this toy has lines with soft little wiggly, tendrily things that stroke your cock when you move the sleeve up and down your shaft. Unfortunately, the sleeve is irritatingly loose. You may as well just grab it with your own hand if you're wanting something a little tight (or a lot tight). It's kind of surprising considering that one of the issues with pocket pussies is that their TOO tight, not too loose.

The real sleeper hit with this toy was the egg vibe. It's lasted twice as long as the pocket pussy and the lady is really quite pleased with the intensity of it. I'd give this toy a three out of five, simply because of price, vibe, and general appearance. If you're wanting a nice, tight sleeve for solo play or couple play, you may want to search elsewhere.
Follow-up commentary
These pocket pussies do not hold up well over time. Still too loose of a sleeve and the material has begun to degrade.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
    • Teasing
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Price
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Midway through
    Ick, no one likes a loose pussy toy. How disappointing!
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jimbo Jones
    I'll have to agree with Mid, I know I don't like a loose sleeve. "Hot dog down a hallway" is an awesome line. Thanks for sharing.
  • sktb0007
    I agree about the looseness. My partner recently tried one that was super loose and hes a girthy man, so i can only imagine how bad it would be for someone with less girth thanks for the review!
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