No, Just NO
The toy was disappointing, and I had such high hopes for it. It pinched, slipped off and just plain felt uncomfortable. Sure as part of a costume it might work. But no actual function.Published: December 15, 2009
Pros:
Nice material, nice design.
Cons:
Only four actual "Sizes" It can be adjusted to.
I like the looks of this toy, I really do. That's why I was so disappointed when it turned out terrible. The leather with the snaps, I like it. They even buckle from the outside so you can rearrange the size during play or, anytime actually, it's just that much easier to do. The leather smells fantastic, just like leather should smell.
I slipped the ring around my cock and was a little disappointed about how much space there was, I usually prefer my rings much tighter. So I tried buckling it around my entire unit and walked around like that for a few hours. It did feel nice, but there wasn't any... constraint. Which in my opinion is the entire point of owning one of these things.
I noticed during solo play that the toy kept getting turned around, or sliding into my balls and providing a very unpleasant squeezing sensation with each down stroke. Like a very angry woman had my balls in a death grip. But with no angry woman around it's not nearly as exciting as it should be.
Yes, the toy did look nice sitting there, but it had almost no grip and did not help me keep an erection in the least. As a piece of costume jewelry for a club scene or whatever you kids are into nowadays I suppose it would look kind of cool. But trying to actually perform with this choke collar of death would be a serious no-no, not only does it pinch you, but it pinches her.
I imagine cleaning the toy would be a breeze. Through it in the laundry with anything else that has a lot of buttons (To minimize the noise) and it'd come out fine, though with leather I'm sure there is some kind of special precaution you have to take to make sure it doesn't eventually fall apart.
I slipped the ring around my cock and was a little disappointed about how much space there was, I usually prefer my rings much tighter. So I tried buckling it around my entire unit and walked around like that for a few hours. It did feel nice, but there wasn't any... constraint. Which in my opinion is the entire point of owning one of these things.
I noticed during solo play that the toy kept getting turned around, or sliding into my balls and providing a very unpleasant squeezing sensation with each down stroke. Like a very angry woman had my balls in a death grip. But with no angry woman around it's not nearly as exciting as it should be.
Yes, the toy did look nice sitting there, but it had almost no grip and did not help me keep an erection in the least. As a piece of costume jewelry for a club scene or whatever you kids are into nowadays I suppose it would look kind of cool. But trying to actually perform with this choke collar of death would be a serious no-no, not only does it pinch you, but it pinches her.
I imagine cleaning the toy would be a breeze. Through it in the laundry with anything else that has a lot of buttons (To minimize the noise) and it'd come out fine, though with leather I'm sure there is some kind of special precaution you have to take to make sure it doesn't eventually fall apart.
Experience
I tried this toy out with a partner, even though I had doubts I was big enough to fill it completely. My doubts were proven to be accurate which just makes me a little sad. No one wants a blow to the self esteem when they're about to engage in sweet passionate monkey sex. I mean, don't you think that if it were at all possible to make ourselves bigger we'd be doing that for you ladies, hell we'd do it for ourselves... Anyways to get off my soap box. The ring felt kind of nice at first, a little extra texture in those moments when you're just starting to get warmed up, but once we really started going at it, not only did it pinch me (Which normally I'd tolerate for her sake) But she stopped me and actually told me to take it off, said she did not like the way it felt.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
Once I started playing around with this toy a little more, and figuring out different ways of using it I've started to REALLY like it. I wear it wrapped around my entire unit, the shaft and my balls, and I keep it pretty firm. After a few hours wearing it I'm practically going crazy thinking about that constant, amazing pressure. It keeps me hard longer and I've had a few comments about it really showing off my sac. Which is great because honestly, what guy doesn't like having his sac lightly toyed with?
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Kmonkey
(Eden Advanced reviewer) My idea of a good time sounds something akin to the spanish inquisition
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Snaps on the Spank cock ring
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I was looking at this and thinking that the unused snaps could have some extra fun potential. I wonder if Leatherbeaten has ever considered some sort of leash or accessory chain of some kind that could utilize the unused snaps for this and other products that have snaps?
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Quote: I was looking at this and thinking that the unused snaps could have some extra fun potential. I wonder if Leatherbeaten has ever considered some sort of leash or accessory chain of some kind that could utilize the unused snaps for this and other products that have snaps?Hi Tiny
thanks for the comment and question. I had never considered taking advantage of the unused snaps to attach accessories to.... but I will have a think and see what I can come up with. I kinda like modular... -
Quote: Hi TinyOoh, yah! Like something you could build on. Especially if there were extra snaps just for that purpose. The never ending cock cage! Leashes, chains and weights optional. :)
thanks for the comment and question. I had never considered taking advantage of the unused snaps to attach accessories to.... but I will have a think and see what I can come up with. I kinda like modular...
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Sorry this one was so disappointing for you. Thanks for the review
Thank you again.
Good job on the review. Sorry to hear it wasn't as good as you expected.
Instead of throwing it in the laundry it is probably a lot better to look after your leather goods with a bit of specialised TLC. I don't own this cock ring and I'm no expert in the subject, so I can't say for sure how I'd tackle it or how it's best to, but there are a slew of good leather cleaners/saddle soaps to keep your leather in good condition, rather than putting in the washing machine!
thanks sundae. That's a great tip and I really appreciate it. Honestly I don't own much of anything else leather so I wasn't sure how to treat the cleaning. I've just heard washer machine works pretty well. In the future I'll review another leather toy and put up a definate cleaning guideline.
here is the EF material page for leather.
If you put leather in the washing machine, you will *not* like the results. Sorry you didn't like the ring
Kmonkey, sorry you didn't get along with the cock ring. Can i just ask you, for clarification, where exactly you were wearing it?
Thanks!
Well I originally was wearing it against the base of my shaft. I have since started wearing it around my sack and penis. I like it much more the second week and in about two weeks I'll do a follow up and post more of my feelings on the cock ring.
Can you give us the measurements for size ranges?