The ultimate triple stimulator review by California Exotic

When our Ultimate Triple Stimulator arrived, our first reaction was "Wow. That's pink." The neon pink is considerably brighter than what we expected. The toy is also rather larger than we expected, but we started playing with it anyway. It has a faint smell, but nothing offensive.

The jelly probe is very smooth, with a tapered head. It is stiffened by a column of plastic pieces set inside it. The plastic pieces are joined together, but the joints can rotate, so that the probe is flexible. The visual effect is unfortunately rather skeletal, but the flexibility of the probe is just right, allowing it to accommodate the shape of my body without being so soft that it becomes hard to insert. The plastic pieces sometimes make a popping sound as they are bent, but it isn't a problem.

Cleanup is easy enough with soap and water, although the toy cannot be sterilized, since jelly is a porous material. The probe could be covered with a condom for safer use.

The sound of the bullet, on the other hand, was loud enough to be a turn-off. After experimenting with it, we found that the jelly ring that holds it pushes the sides together, resulting in an appalling racket. Outside the jelly ring, the bullet was quiet enough, or we could keep it quiet in the ring by holding the ends – but what good is the ring if we have to hold it anyway? I tried inserting another bullet I have, and that one is quiet even in the ring. The other problem is that the controller is designed so that unless you look at the labeling, there's no way to tell which way to turn the wheel, which is frustrating in the heat of the moment.

Bullet frustration aside, we tried the rest of the toy. The cock ring fit well and was comfortable. Unfortunately, we then discovered that double penetration with this toy was more than I could comfortably handle. I was disappointed, but we decided to try the probe on its own, knowing that with time and practice I'll probably be able to enjoy the full effect of the triple stimulator.

On its own, the probe worked beautifully. The probe inserted smoothly, and I could either hold it still and enjoy the feeling of fullness, or thrust with it for amazing sensations. The head of the probe had just enough texture to provide some additional stimulation.

As a toy for double penetration, the Ultimate Triple Stimulator is an excellent toy. The texture is lovely and the design is good. As long as you can substitute another bullet for the abysmally designed one that comes with it, you'll really enjoy this toy.