April Flores' voluptuous Cyberskin pussy - realistic vagina discontinued by Topco Sales - review by CynicallyYours

One would hope that Ms. Flores’ pussy is nothing like her cyberskin counterpart. If it is, I can’t imagine sex being pleasurable for her or her partners.

April Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy was little more than a very expensive waste of time and synthetic material. I purchased this for my partner because he is a fan of curvy girls and thought it looked interesting. So many porn stars and porn star related toys are modeled after skinny girls, so it was actually pretty exciting that this one was modeled after a girl with some meat on her bones. Unfortunately her virtues end there.

We pulled her out of the box and looked her over. The first thing that seemed odd was the entry hole was extremely small. Not just tight but actually too small. My partner had trouble entering her with a finger. He actually had to go in through the back hole to open her up as it turned out she actually had some extra cyberskin that sorta resembled a hymen. So she actually had to be punctured in order to be penetrated.

I helped him get hard, and he lubed himself and the toy up and began trying to enjoy her. Unfortunately she tore almost immediately. So what started as a too small, then snug hole became a rather large and useless hole. Sorta gave a whole new meaning to the phrase “he wrecked that chick”. My partner is a bit above average in size but by no means monstrous. I myself am rather tight but have no trouble taking him.

Despite the problems, my partner continued to give it the old college try. He said the actual “love tunnel” was snug enough but the fairly standard texture was uninteresting and uninspired. Her opening tore further while he was trying to find a good angle. Being so heavy and fairly floppy made her pretty hard to position. I imagine a waist height table or bed and standing would be the only effective way to fuck this toy. It was nearly impossible to find pleasure laying back and manipulating her on top, and the angle with her on the bed and him on top was not right either.

Over-all she is very badly designed. Her “love tunnel” is made in such a way that you are basically guaranteed to end up tearing her. So between the awkwardness of trying to position her and the design of the inside sleeve, she is simply destined to break and ultimately be useless.
We got less than one full use out of her before tossing her in the trash.

On the more technical side of things. April Flores’ pussy is made of cyberskin which is extremely porous and notoriously impossible to disinfect. So she is a one-partner gal unless condoms are used. After use she should be washed in warm water with toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. She needs to be dusted with cornstarch, and all cyberskin care directions specify ONLY CORNSTARCH as talc has been linked to cervical cancer.

She should be kept in a cool, dark place and stored in a plastic bag by herself with nothing else touching her. She should only be used with water based lube as cyberskin is incompatible with many substances and will be damaged by them.

Her packaging is not the least bit discreet as the back shows Miss Flores herself and the front is a cut out displaying the toy in its plastic cover. Miss Flores is a hefty 9 lbs and is 9 inches long and 11 inches wide. So if you choose to try this mistake of engineering, you will need an extremely large and sturdy place to store her. Should you end up throwing her away as we did, do make sure to tightly close the trash bag so the neighbors are not concerned about random body parts thrown in the trash.

On a personal note, there is a certain amount of ick factor with this sort of toy that I did not anticipate. My partner has a Fleshlight and with its size and design there is nothing too terribly strange about it. It’s not much different than a dildo. However, a large chunk of disembodied woman is rather unnerving. I would strongly suggest you stick with the easier to conceal, more user friendly, and far more affordable Fleshlight series. Like so many bad dates, April will leave you unfulfilled and your pocketbook considerably lighter.

Not much usually changes about a toy when it's so bad you end up throwing it away the day you get it.

This toy was a very large, heavy, expensive disappointment. We did rescue it from the trash momentarily to take some funny pictures of it. Beyond that, there isn't much to report. You'd have to check the landfill to see how it's doing.